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  • If one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail?

    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • You know a place feels like home when your body feels comfortable enough to poop there.

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • Putting things in a small refrigerator is Tetris, and getting them out is Jenga.

    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNT said:

    If one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail?

    There is an old Tales From The Crypt HBO series that has a story that deals with this exactly. 

    Just some advice , don’t fuck with your Siamese twin. 

    My Brother’s Keeper
    GNTLGNTKurbenFlakeNoir
  • I wonder if it's a bad thing that I've never broken a major bone. Like maybe it means I'm not living life to its fullest.

    KurbenFlakeNoirHedda Gabler
  • The only time people tend to hate pizza is when it is given instead of a raise.

    KurbenFlakeNoirHedda Gabler
  • Unless it's brand new, your house has had people you don't know wandering around in it naked.

    KurbenFlakeNoirHedda Gabler
  • ...tip for the hot weather....dress for the body you have, not the body you want.....
    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNT said:
    ...tip for the hot weather....dress for the body you have, not the body you want.....
    Ain’t that the truth .  Good god these people. 
    GNTLGNTFlakeNoir
  • I bet dragons struggle sometimes when blowing out the candles on their birthday cake.

    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • Being a caveman with photographic memory probably wasn‘t all that impressive.

    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • It’s impossible to always be experiencing higher than normal call volumes.

    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • "Kids are expensive, I didn’t even realize how broke I was until last year someone stole my identity and it ruined her life.”—Kate Davis
    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • Many super heroes don't wear gloves, but nobody realized fingerprints could be used to discover their secret identities.

    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • Ice cream cones are edible portion control.

    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • ....you can't plant flowers if you haven't.......bot-any........
    Hedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • Since we have so many different kinds of swimming strokes in the Olympics, we should have different types of running in track. Like skipping and running backwards and a 3 legged race.


    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNT said:

    Since we have so many different kinds of swimming strokes in the Olympics, we should have different types of running in track. Like skipping and running backwards and a 3 legged race.





    GNTLGNTKurbenHedda Gabler
  • The magic school bus could be in my blood stream right now and I wouldn’t even know it.
    Hedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • There's a whole generation of people who have only ever experienced simulated television static.

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNT said:
    ....you can't plant flowers if you haven't.......bot-any........
    groan...
    GNTLGNTHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • Kurben said:
    GNTLGNT said:
    ....you can't plant flowers if you haven't.......bot-any........
    groan...
    .....thought of you when I typed that.... :D
    Hedda GablerKurbenFlakeNoir
  • Hope everyone is good. I’m in the middle of a masterbath/bedroom reno.  Oh man! Taking forever but going to be beautiful. 
    KurbenGNTLGNTFlakeNoir
  • ....the Roller reno continues.....place looks like an episode of Creepshow......
    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
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