Random Thoughts

GNTLGNT

People would probably have much better dental hygiene if toothpaste had addictive substances in it.

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Dogs can just flop down on hard concrete for any length of nap. And then instantly rally, totally ready to party, the moment they wake up. It’s amazing.

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Relish is pickle jelly.

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We’ll never know what it smells like underwater.

not_nadine

Hope it doesn't smell like millions of fish at once.  

Hedda Gabler

GNTLGNT said:

....the Roller reno continues.....place looks like an episode of Creepshow......

Mine too. What fun things are you doing?

GNTLGNT

Hedda Gabler said:

GNTLGNT said:

....the Roller reno continues.....place looks like an episode of Creepshow......

Mine too. What fun things are you doing?

....soon to get some paint slapped about and planning is about o begin on the kitchen and bath resurrections...pretty much done outside except for landscaping and such....gotta get the inside done....the basement/family room will continue to languish in the 7th circle of Hades for the nonce....

GNTLGNT

Among the things that are so simple even a child can operate them are parents.

GNTLGNT

Shaping bottles of honey like bears is pretty insulting to bees. You know, the animals that actually made the honey

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....better grab my dumbrella.....it's really stupid out there today.....

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....I love sarcasm!  It's like punching people in the face, but with words........

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• I correct auto correct more than auto-correct corrects me.

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“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”

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.....I will NEVER try to donate blood again!!!!.....the questions were humiliating....Where did you get it?, What kind is it?, Why is it in a bucket????.......

not_nadine

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• It takes patience to listen. It takes skill to pretend that you're listening.

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Eating Jelly Belly's in the dark is like playing candy Russian roulette.

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....I tried starting a day without coffee once.....my court date is pending....

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"I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended yet. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly."

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“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.” —W.C. Fields

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Hedda Gabler

Ain’t that the truth!

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As camera quality improves, people use filters to make themselves look better, when ironically the grainy quality of old cameras did that for them.

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"I always say 'Morning' Instead of 'good morning' Because if it was a good morning, I would still be in bed and not talking to people."

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