Random Thoughts

GNTLGNT

I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.

Hedda Gabler

I just want to say, I really enjoy all of you. Thank you for all the things you post that keep me learning, laughing and challenged. 

not_nadine

I'm getting a little tired of seeing familiar things only to read that it is a
 
'You are this old meme'
  

GNTLGNT

1. Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time

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1. A conclusion is the part where you get tired of thinking

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They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian; Well, they're not laughing now.

GNTLGNT

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

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• I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!

GNTLGNT

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.

GNTLGNT

In Duran Duran's 1982 song "Hungry like the wolf", vocalist Simon Le Bon sings "I smell like I sound." Despite having heard this song many multiple times in my life, I still have no idea what he smells like.

GNTLGNT

There should be sport for throwing plastic supermarket baskets so that they land on the stack.

GNTLGNT

The taller you get, the more challenging it becomes to get a piggyback ride.

GNTLGNT

What do you call cheap circumcision? A rip-off.

Hedda Gabler

This is about weird random as you can get. 

Lisa Marie Presley kept her dead kid in a guest house for 2 months AFTER he died. Wth. 

I know there are cultural death practices. But 2 months?  

2 months. Even with the cooling system she had in place, she went and hung out with her dead kid’s body for 2 months. 

Maybe it’s me. Or Maybelline.  I know , makes no sense, don’t judge. I’m freaked out. 

GNTLGNT

....still would have been more exciting than spooning with Michael Jackson.....

GNTLGNT

Having a mental disability is like being in a wheelchair except nobody can see the wheelchair, so they have no idea why you can't "walk" on your own.

not_nadine

I thought I'd might have seen the Northern Lights last night. But it was just beams shooting from the Giant Guitar Building that is the Hard Rock Cafe. Oh well.

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...."Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge".....Carl Jung

not_nadine

So confused. All of it? From where? From where? Now I need to know where all of it came from and went.

Hedda Gabler

not_nadine said:

So confused. All of it? From where? From where? Now I need to know where all of it came from and went.

Yeah. Did someone not finish their thought here? 

GNTLGNT

Dorothy Gale is cinema's most famous contract killer.

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....I used to be a people person, but people ruined it for me....

GNTLGNT

Air traffic controllers probably say the words Romeo and Juliet more times in their career than a Shakespearean actor.

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Honk if you love peace and quiet.