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  • edited November 24
    But it doesn't work too well in the shower
    GNTLGNTKurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • Dune is a cautionary tale against global worming...

    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • edited November 26
    I've reached the age that when I put on a shawl I don't feel like young stevie nicks anymore. It looks like I should have knitting needles and a cup of tea

    KurbenHedda GablerGNTLGNTFlakeNoir
  • Did you know being blind makes you curious? It made Stevie Wonder.

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • edited November 27
    Someone told me The other day that the fingernail moon we were looking at was actually called God's toenail moon because it is peeking thru.
    Now i'm ruined

    Picturing a giant foot 

    GNTLGNTKurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • Insecurities are just conspiracy theories about yourself.

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • No matter where you are, the bathroom is always "down the hall, to the left".

    Hedda GablerKurbenFlakeNoir
  • Used to be into S&M, Bestiality and Necrophilia until I realized I was beating a dead horse.


    FlakeNoirKurbennot_nadineHedda Gabler
  • I just finished a book on penguins, but in hindsight paper would have been better.

    FlakeNoirHedda GablerKurben
  • edited December 1
    May be an image of 2 people and text
    GNTLGNTHedda GablerKurben
  • When one door closes and another door opens, you’re probably in prison.

    Hedda GablerKurbenFlakeNoir
  • In the original Superman intro, the guy who thought it was a bird, what was he so excited about?

    not_nadineHedda GablerKurbenFlakeNoir
  • In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store's speaker system.

    KurbenFlakeNoirHedda Gabler
  • I hung Christmas lights on the house across from me so I can see them!

    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • I ordered a book about how to scam people 5 months ago and it still hasn't come yet

    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • It must be stressful working at an unemployment office, knowing that if you get fired you still have to show up the next day.

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • If you enjoy lockjaw, then I wish you a Merry Trismus.

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • Laughter is the best medicine, although if you're laughing for no reason, you probably need medicine.

    Hedda GablerKurbenFlakeNoir
  • When I was a child, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be, but it turns out the police call this "identity theft".

    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • The people who invented the Internet would never have gotten around to doing it if they'd had the Internet.

    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
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