Random Thoughts

not_nadine · October 18

GNTLGNT · October 18

....if two Vegans get into an argument, is it still considered a "beef"?......

GNTLGNT · October 19

We waste a few extra milliseconds more every year, scrolling further down the birth-year dropdown on online forms.

not_nadine · October 19

GNTLGNT · October 20

How do you milk sheep?

Release another iPhone.

GNTLGNT · October 22

Kurben · October 22

GNTLGNT said:

The early worm is the first to be eaten.

I'll take it the lesson from that wisdom is "Don't get up early! Just sleep on."

not_nadine · October 22

GNTLGNT · October 23

GNTLGNT · October 24

...if a ghost has a bowel movement, is that a "spooky dookie"?......

GNTLGNT · October 25

GNTLGNT · October 26

Kurben · October 26

GNTLGNT said:

Via my studies of the effects of THC on seabirds, I left no tern unstoned.

"GROAN"

GNTLGNT · October 27

James Bond might be a famous spy… But he’s not a very good one. There’s literally hours of video footage of just him doing spy stuff

GNTLGNT · October 28

.....Why won't monsters eat ghosts?.....They taste like sheet......

GNTLGNT · October 29

GNTLGNT · October 30

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

GNTLGNT · October 31

not_nadine · October 31

Only if it's the captain

GNTLGNT · November 1

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.

GNTLGNT · November 2

Told the doctor I'd hurt my arm in several places. He said to stop going there.

GNTLGNT · November 3

GNTLGNT · November 4

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.

GNTLGNT · November 5

GNTLGNT · November 6