Random Thoughts

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• Tell me how I have upset you. For future reference, mostly.

not_nadine

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At some point in time, there was a dinosaur going about its business on a random tuesday on July 13th at 4:52pm.

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1. “If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.”

– Anonymous.

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Being as healthy as a horse isn't a good thing, because one broken leg means you're getting shot.

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FlakeNoir

not_nadine said:

Oh god, this is so funny and true. 😆BUT... they do taste so much better. 🍅

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Peeing in a urinal feels normal, but peeing in a stall with the door open doesn’t feel right.

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"When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.”

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I heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.

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Every Miss Universe contest is obviously fixed, because every winner has come from Earth.

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I wish I could play little league now, I'd kick some ass. I'd be way better than before.

not_nadine

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....nothing gleaned from the interwebs, but truly a random thought I had last night while waiting on the microwave to blitz my supper....that 5 minutes, was 300 seconds of my life gone, and for what??.....sustenance yes, but you combine that with all the other times in a life we piss away miscellaneous moments and damn, just damn.....mundane minutes of mortality....

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...why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together???.....

Kurben

GNTLGNT said:

...why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together???.....

Togetherments perhaps?

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• I once got fired from a keyboard factory. They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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Alphabet books never prepared me for how little quince I would encounter when I grew up.

Kurben

My new conspiracy theory: Some years the aliens landed, distributed smartphones to every man, woman and child on earth and left and are now waiting for them to make us even more stupider than we already are. Just a theory but if it exists on internet it must be true, right?

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Kurben said:

My new conspiracy theory: Some years the aliens landed, distributed smartphones to every man, woman and child on earth and left and are now waiting for them to make us even more stupider than we already are. Just a theory but if it exists on internet it must be true, right?

....from the AppleDroid Galaxy.....

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A skeleton walk into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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1. Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.