Random Thoughts

not_nadine

Kurben said:

GNTLGNT said:

The light-switch in your bedroom is wired to your neighbor's stereo.

There was a time i had a neighbor like that but i always put on a counterattack. Put on Twisted Sisters We're Not Gonna Take It real loud for a while when it got too loud. It worked like a dream. I never saw this neighbor but my message obviously got across!

Kurben said:

GNTLGNT said:

The light-switch in your bedroom is wired to your neighbor's stereo.

There was a time i had a neighbor like that but i always put on a counterattack. Put on Twisted Sisters We're Not Gonna Take It real loud for a while when it got too loud. It worked like a dream. I never saw this neighbor but my message obviously got across!

Not neighbors, but hunters out back in the woods.
I dragged my huge speakers out and blasted Stone Temple Pilots and Pearl Jam.
They were not happy.
eeeaaah Mf's

GNTLGNT

Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...

GNTLGNT

Most modern cars would be useless in a zombie apocalypse, since they would stop you from hitting zombies.

Hedda Gabler

GNTLGNT said:

Most modern cars would be useless in a zombie apocalypse, since they would stop you from hitting zombies.

Unless they were teslas. Then they would plow over them without a care in the world. 

GNTLGNT

Mint being the agreed-upon scent of freshness must be pretty fucking annoying for everyone who doesn't like mint.

GNTLGNT

You will always this read wrong

Hedda Gabler

Wth Neil Gaiman.  Just like with Kevin Spacey, I will let this play out. But, perhaps this might be a clue to his marriage imploding with Amanda. 

GNTLGNT

Hedda Gabler said:

Wth Neil Gaiman.  Just like with Kevin Spacey, I will let this play out. But, perhaps this might be a clue to his marriage imploding with Amanda. 

....that pair of claims is just oogy if true....shame on you Sandman....

GNTLGNT

The word "queue" is just the letter "q" followed by four silent letters. 

GNTLGNT

.....I carry sarcasm around like a key fob.....try me.......

GNTLGNT

Flour and yeast can be stored for months, but bread goes mouldy within two weeks.

GNTLGNT

.....I think I've figured out that all of this stuff is happening to me because I didn't forward that damn e-mail to 10 people....

GNTLGNT

Given the timing of each song’s popularity, it’s quite possible Jessie’s Girl and Stacy’s Mom are the same person.

GNTLGNT

You can never take a picture of the present.

GNTLGNT

.....I hate when I go to buy seedless grapes and buy Oreos instead.....

GNTLGNT

Medicine is a real life monkeys paw. It will cure you but at the cost of the side effects.

GNTLGNT

GNTLGNT

If you swat a fly and put it in the trash you pretty much just sent it to Heaven.

GNTLGNT

There are songs that have been sung more by individual fans than the actual artists.

GNTLGNT

Falling down the stairs would be so fun if it didn’t hurt.

GNTLGNT

Paper has probably cut more people than scissors.

GNTLGNT

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can’t find himself?

GNTLGNT

It's impossible to live in an abandoned building.

not_nadine

GNTLGNT

....whenever you're feeling like no-one is there for you, remember laundry....laundry is always there.....