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Whoever gives the eulogy for Morgan Freeman is going to have some big shoes to fill...
In shows and movies you almost never see anyone use a mouse or trackpad to interact with a computer, only the keyboard.
We are all just one foolish decision away from life imprisonment or death.
Peter Parker made a ton of money from taking selfies of himself as Spider-Man, so therefore was one of the first ever influencers.
Trusting a fart is believing in yourself
You’re cooked and you’re toast are the same slang, just prepared differently
You never get to enjoy giving a cannibal diarrhea
You can never slam a revolving door.
“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” — Jerry Seinfeld
An earworm is your own personal DJ
While driving, I pay close attention to company vehicles with logos and slogans painted boldly on their exteriors in varying degrees of wear and tear. Now a fully loaded, brand new, fancy truck selling heating and cooling products and services can give the impression, “We’re a successful company and we do a lot of business.” Or, it could mean, “We are overpriced because I have to pay for all this flash. We’ll be in and out so quick, not because our skilz are so good, but because quantity not quality, matters to us. Lose our number, we won’t respond to your need for help because we do shoddy work and are onto our next grift — meemaw’s vape money.”
Likewise, a beater clunkin’ down the road advertising plumbing could spell disaster or be the best damn plumber you ever engaged. It’s tricky. So, I take into account other factors. How is that company vehicle treating me and others on the road? They do represent your company out there on the highways and byways. Is that Scentsy bitch weaving in and out of traffic like Dale Earnhardt? Cutting people off? Is the Oscar-Meyer weinermobile up my ass when lanes on either side of me are clear for take-off?
Then there is a third thing I am very interested in, what bumper stickers did they choose to plaster on their windows/backends? Signage like that tells me everything I need to know about the driver and/or (True, it might not be their car, only borrowed. But you will be judged. By me anyway. Fool.) So much information is right there on a sticker. You can get a pretty good profile of intelligence, mental illness, lack of ethics, morals, values, integrity, empathy. I see that shit on a company vehicle and you lost my business. I also read personal vehicle manifestos and I apply voodoo curses as needed.
Sometimes you don’t know who you’re dealing with. We all have to play the game to get things done. Sometimes we really have no good alternative choice. Yep. I’ve had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight to get my trees trimmed or my vents cleaned. But if I can, my money goes to who I align with. Does any of this matter to anyone else? Probably not. But, I have a big mouth. I do have Earthworm God status after-all. And I share so people I care about know exactly what devil they are voguing with.
I am a people watcher. Quietly doing my thing, patient and observant like a spider.
While driving, I pay close attention to company vehicles with logos and slogans painted boldly on their exteriors. Rides in varying degrees of wear and tear. Now a fully loaded, brand new, fancy truck selling heating and cooling products and services can give the impression, “We’re a successful company and we do a lot of business.” Or, it could mean, “We are overpriced because I have to pay for all this flash. We’ll be in and out so quick, not because our skilz are so good, but because quantity not quality, matters to us. Lose our number, we won’t respond to your need for help because we do shoddy work and are onto our next grift — meemaw’s vape money.”
Likewise, a beater clunkin’ down the road advertising plumbing could spell disaster or be the best damn plumber you ever engaged. It’s tricky. So, I take into account other factors. How is that company vehicle treating me and others on the road? They do represent your company out there on the highways and byways. Is that Scentsy bitch weaving in and out of traffic like Dale Earnhardt? Cutting people off? Is the Oscar-Meyer weinermobile up my ass when lanes on either side of me are clear for take-off?
We aren’t the Blue Angels out there. We did not practice these close maneuvers. Get the fuck off me. As if!
Then there is a third thing I am very interested in — What bumper stickers did they choose to plaster on their windows/backends? Signage like that tells me everything I need to know about the driver and/or occupants. (True, it might not be their car, only borrowed. But you will be judged. By me anyway. Fool.) So much information is right there on a sticker.
You can get a pretty good profile of intelligence, mental illness, lack of ethics, morals, values, integrity, empathy. I see that evil shit on a company vehicle and you lost my business. I also read personal vehicle manifestos and I apply voodoo curses as needed.
Sometimes you don’t know who you’re dealing with. We all have to play the game to get things done. Sometimes we really have no good alternative choice. Yep. I’ve had to dance with the devil in the pale moonlight to get my trees trimmed or my vents cleaned. But if I can, my money goes to who I align with.
Does any of this matter to anyone else? Probably not. But, I have a big mouth. I do have Earthworm God status after-all. And I share so people I care about know exactly what devil they are Voguing with.
Now where I grew up in Pennsylvania sloppy joe was ground beef and sauces sloppy
Then I found out that a sloppy joe in New Jersey it is like a turkey sandwich with coleslaw.
Very confusing - pondering and hungry I guess