Random Thoughts

GNTLGNT

.....I think the house is haunted by the ghost of a chicken....it's a poultrygeist....a fowl spirit.....I'm going to have to call on an eggsorcist to help it cross to the other side.....

GNTLGNT

It’s odd that the door nail became a measure of how dead something is.

GNTLGNT

GNTLGNT

....when you walk through a door and forget why you're there?  It could be because you ran into an alien and he had to erase your memory so he could escape...

GNTLGNT

Being naked while wearing shoes, somehow feels more naked than being naked.

Kurben

GNTLGNT said:

....when you walk through a door and forget why you're there?  It could be because you ran into an alien and he had to erase your memory so he could escape...

That thought makes me think i must have met a lot of aliens.....

GNTLGNT

Kurben said:

GNTLGNT said:

....when you walk through a door and forget why you're there?  It could be because you ran into an alien and he had to erase your memory so he could escape...

That thought makes me think i must have met a lot of aliens.....

GNTLGNT

The more advanced our technology becomes, the more primitive our patience for waiting seems to get.

GNTLGNT

“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
—Erma Bombeck

GNTLGNT

"Anxiety is like when video game combat music is playing but you can't find any enemies."

GNTLGNT

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what’s a picture of a thousand words worth?

not_nadine

This makes me feel oddly guilt-ridden.



On an ear of corn, there is one silk strand for every kernel. Each tiny grain of pollen from the tassel must land on each silk for every kernel to develop.

GNTLGNT

1. If you could only communicate using song lyrics, how different would your conversations be?

Kurben

"I've seen the future, baby, and its murder"

not_nadine

' leaving on a jet plane, I don't care anymore'

not_nadine

Well that came across as dark

Hedda Gabler

Ohhh, dangerous. Very. Dangerous question.

GNTLGNT

.....your mind would become it's own soundtrack.....

Kurben

Why has i for two days had Stevie wonders old hit "I just called to say i love you" stuck on repeat in my brain. I've started to sing it walking in the house. Soon people will start to look at me strangely....

not_nadine

GNTLGNT

GNTLGNT

....You have to hand it to short people..............cuz they can't reach it themselves......

GNTLGNT

Lactose flatulation is derriere dairy air.

GNTLGNT

.....I'm working on my fear of hiking.....but I'm not out of the woods yet....

GNTLGNT

.....Used to be in a band called "The Hinges".....we opened for "The Doors".....