Random Thoughts

GNTLGNT

If artists wear Skechers, do linguists wear Converse?

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....remember, life is like a penis.....sometimes it gets hard for no reason......but it can't stay that way forever.....

Hedda Gabler

GNTLGNT said:

....remember, life is like a penis.....sometimes it gets hard for no reason......but it can't stay that way forever.....

And if it does, seek medical attention. 

GNTLGNT

Hedda Gabler said:

GNTLGNT said:

....remember, life is like a penis.....sometimes it gets hard for no reason......but it can't stay that way forever.....

And if it does, seek medical attention. 

...only if the rough episode lasts more than 4 hours.....

GNTLGNT

My drug dealer Sisyphus can’t stop pushing rock

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In an effort to bridge the cultural gap with my Hispanic friends, I’ve been saying “muchos” a lot more recently, it means a lot to them.

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Waldo, Carmen Sandiego to wed at undisclosed location

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1. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

not_nadine

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I had a fake plant that died because I did not pretend to water it

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. That’s when I decided to put my foot down.

not_nadine

Hedda Gabler

Sharon’s needs are being met. A good risotto is hard to find. 

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Is it bad I thought StubHub was a prosthetics company?

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The other day I was so bored I took a probiotic and an anti biotic at the same time just to see which one would win.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.