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GNTLGNT · February 1

If big feet means a large penis, and a big car means a small penis, it's no wonder so many people are afraid of clowns.

GNTLGNT · February 2

We’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

GNTLGNT · February 3

I'm making a fragrance for introverts called Leave Me The Fu Cologne

not_nadine · February 3

Excellent!

Kurben · February 3

GNTLGNT said:

I'm making a fragrance for introverts called Leave Me The Fu Cologne

Is it just the name or the flagrance too that are meant to be repellent?

GNTLGNT · February 3

Kurben said:

GNTLGNT said:

I'm making a fragrance for introverts called Leave Me The Fu Cologne

Is it just the name or the flagrance too that are meant to be repellent?

.....Eureka!!!!.....I can use it for skeeters too!!!.....

GNTLGNT · February 4

Opportunity knocks only once, but temptation bangs on your door for years.

GNTLGNT · February 5

Prime rib is just like regular ribs, except it's only divisible by itself.

not_nadine · February 5

May be an image of 1 person and text that says SKL EVERYTHING EVER NEERER KNOW IN LIFE LEARNER FROM STEPHEN KING Make your stand wherever you are needed We were all this earth help each other kind respectful everyone Never forget the face your father bully the underdog your fears Cherish good friendships Words have power Magic exists become obsessed with your possessions your instincts Challenged be the real heroes Good usually triumphs over evil Sometimes bad things happen to good people Animals are friends invite evil in The real monsters are human People are not always what they seem 19 Dont trust clowns Keep your feet the blankets

GNTLGNT · February 6

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with revenge. We’ll see about that.

GNTLGNT · February 7

I for 1 support the use of Roman numerals.

not_nadine · February 7

GNTLGNT · February 8

I like to walk my cow through a nearby vineyard, so I indeed herd it through the grapevine.

Kurben · February 8

Groan....

GNTLGNT · February 9

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

GNTLGNT · February 10

I'm emotionally constipated because I haven't given a shit in days.

GNTLGNT · February 11

When I left home, my mother said: "Don't forget to write." I thought, that's unlikely, after all, it's a fairly basic skill.

GNTLGNT · February 12

Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a monster.

GNTLGNT · February 13

When my doctor told me my prostate was good, I was deeply touched.

GNTLGNT · February 14

Every book is a mystery novel, if you never finish it.

GNTLGNT · February 15

My wife put ketchup on the grocery list and now she can’t read it

GNTLGNT · February 16

That band Asia was fine and everything, but I can’t see naming a whole continent after them.

GNTLGNT · February 17

Everyone I meet calls me a contrarian, but I beg to differ.

GNTLGNT · February 18

This is just me but I'm not sure that Yetis need all that much cooling

not_nadine · February 18

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If big feet means a large penis, and a big car means a small penis, it's no wonder so many people are afraid of clowns.

We’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

I'm making a fragrance for introverts called Leave Me The Fu Cologne

I'm making a fragrance for introverts called Leave Me The Fu Cologne

I'm making a fragrance for introverts called Leave Me The Fu Cologne

Opportunity knocks only once, but temptation bangs on your door for years.

Prime rib is just like regular ribs, except it's only divisible by itself.

I for 1 support the use of Roman numerals.

I like to walk my cow through a nearby vineyard, so I indeed herd it through the grapevine.

I'm emotionally constipated because I haven't given a shit in days.

When I left home, my mother said: "Don't forget to write." I thought, that's unlikely, after all, it's a fairly basic skill.

Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a monster.

When my doctor told me my prostate was good, I was deeply touched.

Every book is a mystery novel, if you never finish it.

My wife put ketchup on the grocery list and now she can’t read it

That band Asia was fine and everything, but I can’t see naming a whole continent after them.

Everyone I meet calls me a contrarian, but I beg to differ.

This is just me but I'm not sure that Yetis need all that much cooling

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If big feet means a large penis, and a big car means a small penis, it's no wonder so many people are afraid of clowns.

We’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

I'm making a fragrance for introverts called Leave Me The Fu Cologne

I'm making a fragrance for introverts called Leave Me The Fu Cologne

I'm making a fragrance for introverts called Leave Me The Fu Cologne

Opportunity knocks only once, but temptation bangs on your door for years.

Prime rib is just like regular ribs, except it's only divisible by itself.

I for 1 support the use of Roman numerals.

I like to walk my cow through a nearby vineyard, so I indeed herd it through the grapevine.

I'm emotionally constipated because I haven't given a shit in days.

When I left home, my mother said: "Don't forget to write." I thought, that's unlikely, after all, it's a fairly basic skill.

Albert Einstein was a genius but his brother Frank was a monster.

When my doctor told me my prostate was good, I was deeply touched.

Every book is a mystery novel, if you never finish it.

My wife put ketchup on the grocery list and now she can’t read it

That band Asia was fine and everything, but I can’t see naming a whole continent after them.

Everyone I meet calls me a contrarian, but I beg to differ.

This is just me but I'm not sure that Yetis need all that much cooling