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  • Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you
    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoirNotaro
  • ....maybe fly's would live longer than 24 hours if they'd stop eating poop......
    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoirNotaro
  • When they play Uno in Mexico, is it called “one”?

    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoirNotaro
  • Russian dolls are so full of themselves.
    Hedda GablerKurbenFlakeNoirNotaro
  • .....I just farted, which is as close to giving a shit as you're getting today.....
    Hedda GablerKurbenFlakeNoirNotaro
  • GNTLGNT said:
    .....I just farted, which is as close to giving a shit as you're getting today.....
    If every Garfield was like this one Id be a fan - Page 3 - Everything  else - Quarter To Three Forums
    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirNotaroGNTLGNT
  • GNTLGNT said:
    .....I just farted, which is as close to giving a shit as you're getting today.....
    😂😂😂 and a 🤗 (and you're only getting a cyberhug because of... well, the fart. 😁)
    NotaroKurbenGNTLGNTHedda Gabler
  • I often wonder what people have against the horse I rode in on.

    Hedda GablerKurbenFlakeNoir
  • I was convicted of cereal mastication in public, so now I'm on the National Chex Offender Registry.

    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • Will archeologists from the future be able to discern years of trash history by the layer of confetti in the NYC landfills?

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
  • edited January 7
    I love watching ‘Breaking Bad’ when I’m having a bad day because no matter how bad my day is, Jesse Pinkman is having a worse one.

     
    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirGNTLGNTKurben
  • I love watching ‘Breaking Bad’ when I’m having a bad day because no matter how bad my day is, Jesse Pinkman is having a worse one.

     
    I loved his character so much, I just wanted to protect him. ❤️
    not_nadineHedda GablerGNTLGNTKurben
  • I haven't heard of an Oxymoron better than "Enough Money".

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
  • I like self-deprecating humor but I’m not very good at it.

    KurbenFlakeNoirHedda Gabler
    1. He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • It is so damn cold I heard a radio ad about some online college offering 135 degrees and I felt warmer.

    FlakeNoirHedda GablerKurben
  • The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

    Hedda GablerKurbenFlakeNoir
  • One of Jesus's miracles was having 12 close friends in his 30s.

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
  • If you were to unwind a cassette tape back and forth to cover an entire football field, it wouldn't work anymore.

    Hedda GablerKurbenFlakeNoir
  • If you burn an analog clock, does it create second hand smoke?

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • At Costco I saw the biggest rat I’ve ever seen, and I thought that’s the problem with Costco, you don’t always need a rat that big.

    KurbenFlakeNoirHedda Gabler
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