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FlakeNoir

Kurben said:

A carton of chocolate chip cookies. Wonder how effective they are as weapons??

Well, I suggest you trade up. Scott would take your cookies, and if you trade his salted nuts with Cat, you'll have a fire remote thingee. Which I could rewire into a tazer if you're in the market for a knife? Irish might use my taser in exchange for offing my zombies for me, as I'm fairly lazy really. N.N... I'd possibly let you do my nails if you'd like to rent my Irishman on occasion for a little yard clearing.

Kurben, I'd say you're pretty well set. 🤔

not_nadine

wait wait.. can't I use the remover be used a a fire starter?

Hedda Gabler

My Vera Bradley backpack -- the large one.  And I usually have a book in it so it's heavy.

I'm kicking ass.

GNTLGNT

FlakeNoir said:

GNTLGNT said:

....y'all are SO violent.....pelting 'bies with heavily salted peanuts is at least protected by the Geneva Convention....

That's a little inSALTing.. 😜

GNTLGNT

not_nadine said:

Your're doing better than I am with nail polish remover.

....all ya need is a match....

GNTLGNT

Kurben said:

A carton of chocolate chip cookies. Wonder how effective they are as weapons??

....seems legit....

not_nadine

Lamp I saw on amazon....  need.

Neesy

not_nadine said:

A cup of decaf with honey and 10% cream - it's gone cold now so maybe it will cause them to gag

Neesy

Was watching the Great British Baking Show and heard the term "runny honey" - I had never heard that before

FlakeNoir

Neesy said:

Was watching the Great British Baking Show and heard the term "runny honey" - I had never heard that before

We have some here that a work mate gave us from the hive on his farm, very tasty. 

GNTLGNT

...."Runny Honey".....sounds like one's significant other has an issue with their bowels....

FlakeNoir

GNTLGNT said:

...."Runny Honey".....sounds like one's significant other has an issue with their bowels....

I can never look at the honey squeezie bottle in quite the same way... 😳

"What would you like on your toast?"
"Uhhhhh, just butter thanks."

Neesy

FlakeNoir said:

GNTLGNT said:

...."Runny Honey".....sounds like one's significant other has an issue with their bowels....

I can never look at the honey squeezie bottle in quite the same way... 😳

"What would you like on your toast?"
"Uhhhhh, just butter thanks."

We go through a lot of liquid honey - I use it in tea and coffee, as does Josh. Andy is a white sugar guy (for some reason)

I just thought it was so cute when I heard that on the show

Reminds me I need to go out and buy a 3 kg bottle to refill the smaller squeeze bottles

GNTLGNT

FlakeNoir said:

GNTLGNT said:

...."Runny Honey".....sounds like one's significant other has an issue with their bowels....

I can never look at the honey squeezie bottle in quite the same way... 😳

"What would you like on your toast?"
"Uhhhhh, just butter thanks."

....I would apologize, but I'm snickering to hard.....

not_nadine

Happy St. Paddy's Day!

not_nadine

Hedda Gabler

I got pizza today.  I walk in and I'm behind 4 other people in line.  There is a kid standing off to the side, hoodie, jeans, vans, and a very large cool looking skateboard in his hands.  I was trying to see the art on it, but he was holding it in a way that I couldn't see the design,  it was colorful.

Anyway, a guy (assuming he's the manager) walks out from the back -- loaded with tattoos and gets this kid and takes him back.  Okay, job interview I'm guessing.  And I also felt, these two will get along famously.

Anyway, order my pizza, sit in my car and while I'm sitting there, kid comes out.  He's got paperwork in his hands.  I was seriously tickled for him. I think he got a job.  And he immediately got on the phone.  I have no idea who he was calling -- priest, dog walker, drug dealer, teacher, sweaty skater girlfriend -- I choose to believe he called his mom.  

He called his mom to tell her, "I got the job!"

The End

Kurben

Hedda Gabler said:

I got pizza today.  I walk in and I'm behind 4 other people in line.  There is a kid standing off to the side, hoodie, jeans, vans, and a very large cool looking skateboard in his hands.  I was trying to see the art on it, but he was holding it in a way that I couldn't see the design,  it was colorful.

Anyway, a guy (assuming he's the manager) walks out from the back -- loaded with tattoos and gets this kid and takes him back.  Okay, job interview I'm guessing.  And I also felt, these two will get along famously.

Anyway, order my pizza, sit in my car and while I'm sitting there, kid comes out.  He's got paperwork in his hands.  I was seriously tickled for him. I think he got a job.  And he immediately got on the phone.  I have no idea who he was calling -- priest, dog walker, drug dealer, teacher, sweaty skater girlfriend -- I choose to believe he called his mom.  

He called his mom to tell her, "I got the job!"

The End

Another proof you should start writing stories, Deej!!

not_nadine

Hedda Gabler

Kurben said:

Hedda Gabler said:

I got pizza today.  I walk in and I'm behind 4 other people in line.  There is a kid standing off to the side, hoodie, jeans, vans, and a very large cool looking skateboard in his hands.  I was trying to see the art on it, but he was holding it in a way that I couldn't see the design,  it was colorful.

Anyway, a guy (assuming he's the manager) walks out from the back -- loaded with tattoos and gets this kid and takes him back.  Okay, job interview I'm guessing.  And I also felt, these two will get along famously.

Anyway, order my pizza, sit in my car and while I'm sitting there, kid comes out.  He's got paperwork in his hands.  I was seriously tickled for him. I think he got a job.  And he immediately got on the phone.  I have no idea who he was calling -- priest, dog walker, drug dealer, teacher, sweaty skater girlfriend -- I choose to believe he called his mom.  

He called his mom to tell her, "I got the job!"

The End

Another proof you should start writing stories, Deej!!

What a nice compliment kurben. Thank you. But i just babble without any polish 

GNTLGNT

Kurben said:

Hedda Gabler said:

I got pizza today.  I walk in and I'm behind 4 other people in line.  There is a kid standing off to the side, hoodie, jeans, vans, and a very large cool looking skateboard in his hands.  I was trying to see the art on it, but he was holding it in a way that I couldn't see the design,  it was colorful.

Anyway, a guy (assuming he's the manager) walks out from the back -- loaded with tattoos and gets this kid and takes him back.  Okay, job interview I'm guessing.  And I also felt, these two will get along famously.

Anyway, order my pizza, sit in my car and while I'm sitting there, kid comes out.  He's got paperwork in his hands.  I was seriously tickled for him. I think he got a job.  And he immediately got on the phone.  I have no idea who he was calling -- priest, dog walker, drug dealer, teacher, sweaty skater girlfriend -- I choose to believe he called his mom.  

He called his mom to tell her, "I got the job!"

The End

Another proof you should start writing stories, Deej!!

....without question.....

GNTLGNT

not_nadine said:

...NO SH*T!!!.....

GNTLGNT

Hedda Gabler said:

Kurben said:

Hedda Gabler said:

I got pizza today.  I walk in and I'm behind 4 other people in line.  There is a kid standing off to the side, hoodie, jeans, vans, and a very large cool looking skateboard in his hands.  I was trying to see the art on it, but he was holding it in a way that I couldn't see the design,  it was colorful.

Anyway, a guy (assuming he's the manager) walks out from the back -- loaded with tattoos and gets this kid and takes him back.  Okay, job interview I'm guessing.  And I also felt, these two will get along famously.

Anyway, order my pizza, sit in my car and while I'm sitting there, kid comes out.  He's got paperwork in his hands.  I was seriously tickled for him. I think he got a job.  And he immediately got on the phone.  I have no idea who he was calling -- priest, dog walker, drug dealer, teacher, sweaty skater girlfriend -- I choose to believe he called his mom.  

He called his mom to tell her, "I got the job!"

The End

Another proof you should start writing stories, Deej!!

What a nice compliment kurben. Thank you. But i just babble without any polish 

....I call BS......yep, distinct odor of bovine offal....

GNTLGNT

not_nadine said:

FlakeNoir

Hedda Gabler said:

Kurben said:

Hedda Gabler said:

I got pizza today.  I walk in and I'm behind 4 other people in line.  There is a kid standing off to the side, hoodie, jeans, vans, and a very large cool looking skateboard in his hands.  I was trying to see the art on it, but he was holding it in a way that I couldn't see the design,  it was colorful.

Anyway, a guy (assuming he's the manager) walks out from the back -- loaded with tattoos and gets this kid and takes him back.  Okay, job interview I'm guessing.  And I also felt, these two will get along famously.

Anyway, order my pizza, sit in my car and while I'm sitting there, kid comes out.  He's got paperwork in his hands.  I was seriously tickled for him. I think he got a job.  And he immediately got on the phone.  I have no idea who he was calling -- priest, dog walker, drug dealer, teacher, sweaty skater girlfriend -- I choose to believe he called his mom.  

He called his mom to tell her, "I got the job!"

The End

Another proof you should start writing stories, Deej!!

What a nice compliment kurben. Thank you. But i just babble without any polish 

Oh f*k that.