Random Thoughts

Kurben

GNTLGNT said:

Kurben said:

GNTLGNT said:

Going swimming is trying not to drown for fun.

When i'm going swimming i try to stand on my hands my geet and some of the lefs above water. i seldom actually swim.......  I am still in the play stage.

...geet?.....lefs????.....Google translate I ain't.....

feet and legs.......   sloppy of me

GNTLGNT

Kurben said:

GNTLGNT said:

Kurben said:

GNTLGNT said:

Going swimming is trying not to drown for fun.

When i'm going swimming i try to stand on my hands my geet and some of the lefs above water. i seldom actually swim.......  I am still in the play stage.

...geet?.....lefs????.....Google translate I ain't.....

feet and legs.......   sloppy of me

....I figured old buddy, just yankin' your chain.....

GNTLGNT

What if oxygen is a Psychedelic substance and the effects last 80 years?

GNTLGNT

The most effective morning alarm is needing to pee

GNTLGNT

Despite inflation, the price of a vowel on Wheel of Fortune has remained the same for over 40 years.

Hedda Gabler

😂🤣😂

GNTLGNT

Submarines are UFOs for Sea Life

Kurben

GNTLGNT said:

Submarines are UFOs for Sea Life

Perhaps USOs are more correct??? they are, after all, more swimming than flying.

GNTLGNT

Kurben said:

GNTLGNT said:

Submarines are UFOs for Sea Life

Perhaps USOs are more correct??? they are, after all, more swimming than flying.

...ok Mr. Literal, and remember there are more planes in the sea than subs in the air....

GNTLGNT

Fruit-flavored cow cartilage: sounds exotic, but it's just Jell-O.

GNTLGNT

Whoever thought of 'rock, paper, scissor ' is indirectly the most influential person in history

GNTLGNT

The biggest lie that the movie industry has been telling us is that you can talk in a crowded bar without raising your voice.

GNTLGNT

Treadmills are weapons of mass destruction.

GNTLGNT

Everything is All-You-Can-Eat if you're rich enough

GNTLGNT

Tiny spiders are the kittens of the insect world.

GNTLGNT

....the inventor of the TV remote passed away, his body was found between the couch cushions.....

Hedda Gabler

“Fat-ankled harridan”

i love smart people who wield weaponized words.  

😂

Hedda Gabler

It’s like 3:30 ish in the morning in Ireland. Checking into the temple bar earthcam, the amplified screeches of the gulls on the empty streets is creepy as hell. 

I often tune in late to this deserted corner, you just never know what you will see. 

GNTLGNT

....I often wonder how peaceful the brains of stupid people are.....

GNTLGNT

Duramax sounds more like a brand of condoms than a truck engine.

Hedda Gabler

GNTLGNT said:

....I often wonder how peaceful the brains of stupid people are.....

I think they are very cool with their brains. Stupid people don’t realize they are stupid. And they hang out and surround themselves with other stupid brains that validate them. Maybe they are the smartest stupid brain in their group so they feel awesome. 

Rock on morons. 

Hedda Gabler

Not that anyone asked, but I am closing in on moving to B1 levels in Spanish. This final A2 level has thrown a shit ton of vocabulary and crazy wth bonkers construction at me in a fast and furious way. I will need to review many words to be able to keep progressing with understanding. 

GNTLGNT

...continuing to be proud of ya chica....

GNTLGNT

Hedda Gabler said:

GNTLGNT said:

....I often wonder how peaceful the brains of stupid people are.....

I think they are very cool with their brains. Stupid people don’t realize they are stupid. And they hang out and surround themselves with other stupid brains that validate them. Maybe they are the smartest stupid brain in their group so they feel awesome. 

Rock on morons. 

....and boogie down you cretins....

Hedda Gabler

Flakers! Oh my lord! I just read about a new zealand dance team called The Royal Family. If someone can grab their youtube routine called optical illusion — unbelievable, just fantastic.