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Hedda Gabler · January 31

FlakeNoir said:

Hedda Gabler said:

Tip of the day: if you are a heavy girl, please quit wearing spandex/lycra or any other name for this stretchy exercise wear outside of a gym.

You look like one big fat sausage turd. Oh my god. Every fat girl in a 20 mile radius of me has broken out the sausage casing in anticipation of spring.

I am not trying to fat shame. It doesn’t look good. I don’t care who tells you, “gurl, look at that great ass!” No. Just no. don’t do it. You don’t look sexy. They are lying.
Unless of course they love sausage. Then you look fantastic!

🥺 * walks away forlornly, with a sad backwards glance at the spandex/lycra rack in Walmart. Deep sigh. *

First, you aren’t fat. Second, I’m a stick but I have a flat ass — NOBODY wants to see that either.

There are those who can wear them and look stylish depending on what else is going on with the outfit.

But I guarantee you, the people I’m talking about run the risk of rescuers gathering to roll them back into the nearest puddle.

GNTLGNT · January 31

.....hilarious, yet at the same time-so true.....and it's not just wimmins....there are paunchy doughboys like myself, that need not be within hollering distance of anything Spandex related.....Son of Flubber???....hell nah, more like Son of Ronald McDonald.....

Hedda Gabler · January 31

I don’t see men with it on in public.

I get that it is activewear or exercise wear.

you’re at the gym? You can get away with it. I’m not saying it suddenly looks good while you do Zumba, but at least it is serving a purpose of comfortable movement while trying to get in better shape.

But when you put on activewear to actively fill your grocery cart with junk food, you aren’t fooling anyone. 😄❤️

not_nadine · January 31

I have white cheddar cheese doodles if anyone is interested. It's dinner

GNTLGNT · February 1

not_nadine said:

I have white cheddar cheese doodles if anyone is interested. It's dinner

...are you wearing Spandex?.....

GNTLGNT · February 1

Adding loud exhaust to your car is the adult version of using playing cards in your spokes as a kid.

GNTLGNT · February 2

As a child all you want to do is stay awake like an adult and as an adult all you want to do is sleep like a child.

Hedda Gabler · February 2

Okay. This is funny.

https://youtu.be/YKzk1h7qrj8?si=pqupuKNIdXOCu1b5

FlakeNoir · February 3

Hedda Gabler said:

Okay. This is funny.

https://youtu.be/YKzk1h7qrj8?si=pqupuKNIdXOCu1b5

The video was unavailable, but I caught some writing underneath where it should be. Is it the Patrick Stewart thing? 😂

FlakeNoir · February 3

Hedda Gabler · February 3

Yes! 🤣😂🤣

thank you flakers .

FlakeNoir · February 3

Hedda Gabler said:

Yes! 🤣😂🤣

thank you flakers .

It was brilliant. 😆😂

GNTLGNT · February 3

....bloody genius!!!!!!.....

GNTLGNT · February 3

...what say you Kurb?.....

Archaeologists putting all of the fossils in one place will confuse the hell out of future archaeologists.

Kurben · February 3

GNTLGNT said:

...what say you Kurb?.....

Archaeologists putting all of the fossils in one place will confuse the hell out of future archaeologists.

My fear is twofold: Sloppy documentation which sadly happens sometimes and then diminishes the value of the find since context is alot in archaeology and digital archives which presupposes that future archaeologists can open these files. Hell, most of us today cant play VHS movies so what is to say that 300 years in the future they can open PDF or Doc files. Today many archives, of different types, are reducing their paper files to save room and transfer them to digital files which i'm afraid will bite future researchers in the ass when looking for documentation to the finds still stored. The babylonian archives stored some 4500 years ago still exist and can be read which archaeologists are eternally grateful for but how about our own archives??

GNTLGNT · February 4

Judging from History and across many different cultures one emerging constant is that we people really like shiny rocks

GNTLGNT · February 5

We only trust bottled water but are ok with getting our coffee from a shared container.

Kurben · February 5

GNTLGNT said:

We only trust bottled water but are ok with getting our coffee from a shared container.

Here we are drinking water from the tap all the time. I've noticed its different in most places.

GNTLGNT · February 6

Hedda Gabler · February 6

I am on fire!!!!

yesterday, I was at the grocery store and had to walk in front of una abuela y su hija mexicanas. (A mexican grandma and her daughter).

You know my rant on people showing good manners. I’ll try really hard not to digress on that — but anyway, I see them. I’m getting anxious. I know I’m going to do it. I want to say it right. I’m getting closer, it’s my chance…. And I say, “disculpe..”. (Excuse me).

and the daughter said, “sure”.

I am a fucking rock star, bitches. 🤣❤️

GNTLGNT · February 7

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FlakeNoir · February 7

Kurben said:

GNTLGNT said:

We only trust bottled water but are ok with getting our coffee from a shared container.

Here we are drinking water from the tap all the time. I've noticed its different in most places.

Tap water here is fine too. Some people choose bottled or filtered, we just use tap.

GNTLGNT · February 7

There are more videos online of Bigfoot than there are of cow tipping.

GNTLGNT · February 8

....I'm and Indian Outlaw, half parakeet and hot dog or whatever Tim McGraw said......

GNTLGNT · February 9

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As a child all you want to do is stay awake like an adult and as an adult all you want to do is sleep like a child.

Archaeologists putting all of the fossils in one place will confuse the hell out of future archaeologists.

Archaeologists putting all of the fossils in one place will confuse the hell out of future archaeologists.

Judging from History and across many different cultures one emerging constant is that we people really like shiny rocks

There are more videos online of Bigfoot than there are of cow tipping.

Taking out your earbuds when someone enters the room is the 21th century form of respect.

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As a child all you want to do is stay awake like an adult and as an adult all you want to do is sleep like a child.

Archaeologists putting all of the fossils in one place will confuse the hell out of future archaeologists.

Archaeologists putting all of the fossils in one place will confuse the hell out of future archaeologists.

Judging from History and across many different cultures one emerging constant is that we people really like shiny rocks

There are more videos online of Bigfoot than there are of cow tipping.

Taking out your earbuds when someone enters the room is the 21th century form of respect.