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Telemarketers are just prank callers who never outgrew their hobby.
There’s no such thing as an endless supply
Orange-flavored chicken sounds delicious but chicken-flavored oranges sound disgusting.
The Grinch has to hear someone singing a derogatory song about him every 10 minutes, and people wonder why he's so grumpy.
the banana is not the closest thing to a phone anymore; a pop tart is
A barrel full of monkeys isn’t fun for very long if there aren’t any air holes.
There's no gangsta way to get out of a hammock
Since our brain is an organic computer, sleep is the way we defragment our hard drive.
Whenever there's a bear trap in a movie, expect it to efficiently trap people, dogs, dinosaurs, robots, bicycles, and even birds; and generally to fail horribly when needed for actually trapping bears, especially the most dangerous ones.
Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
And bring some out here
....NO!!!.....get yer OWN damn pudding!!!.....
Technically, everything made with screws is ‘hanging on by a thread”.
Birthday celebrations are participation trophies