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What Are You Doing Today? (an SKMB greatest hits)

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  • Marsha said:
    Dentist. 

    Disappearing into the underbelly of America.

    You're going to Walmart?
    :)
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  • Dentist. 

    Disappearing into the underbelly of America
    Funny Pictures Of The Day - 70 Pics  Dentist humor Dentist Dental humor
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  • FlakeNoir said:
    Neesy said:
    Notaro said:
    Neesy said:
    Notaro said:
    Very good. Will you be building a new one? Or, are there plans for something else for the spot? 
    A new metal shed is ordered, not too sure when it's being delivered though🤔

    Are there any horses nearby or perhaps a restaurant? I know you had problems with rats appearing in the garden - glad to hear it wasn't the shed!


    No neesy, nothing like that near me, the guy in the house behind me put decking down at the wall dividing our two gardens so it could be from his garden as they love nesting under decking. 

    All we have nesting under our deck is a tiny mouse or as my Mom would have called it "a wee moos" B) :o


    Sorry Neese, if you've got one teeny moos under yer house, then you've likely got his Mrs, their 597,000 children and a friend or three of each of these. 😁
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  • GNTLGNT said:
    Dentist. 

    Disappearing into the underbelly of America
    Funny Pictures Of The Day - 70 Pics  Dentist humor Dentist Dental humor

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  • Kurben said:
    GNTLGNT said:
    Dentist. 

    Disappearing into the underbelly of America
    Funny Pictures Of The Day - 70 Pics  Dentist humor Dentist Dental humor

    I love Little Shop of Horrors 👍🏻❤️
    catHedda GablerKurbenFlakeNoirMarshaGNTLGNT
  • Neesy said:
    Kurben said:
    GNTLGNT said:
    Dentist. 

    Disappearing into the underbelly of America
    Funny Pictures Of The Day - 70 Pics  Dentist humor Dentist Dental humor

    I love Little Shop of Horrors 👍🏻❤️
    Me too... I could probably quote the whole thing.😄
    Hedda GablerMarshaKurbenGNTLGNTNeesy
  • edited February 2021
    Starbucks — a grande iced black coffee with a lot of ice, no sweeteners in a venti cup. 

    Yes, you order it just like that.   I like a lot of ice, which means less room for coffee.  The Starbucks baristas taught me to order it that way so i get all the coffee i am paying for (grande) with all the extra ice (venti cup gives room for extra ice) and i only pay for a grande.  

    Today’s tip was brought to you by the makers of Heinz Ketchup and Napa Auto Parts.


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  • Starbucks — a grande iced black coffee with a lot of ice, no sweeteners in a venti cup. 

    Yes, you order it just like that.   I like a lot of ice, which means less room for coffee.  The Starbucks baristas taught me to order it that way so i get all the coffee i am paying for (grande) with all the extra ice (venti cup gives room for extra ice) and i only pay for a grande.  

    Today’s tip was brought to you by the makers of Heinz Ketchup and Napa Auto Parts.


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  • Starbucks — a grande iced black coffee with a lot of ice, no sweeteners in a venti cup. 

    Yes, you order it just like that.   I like a lot of ice, which means less room for coffee.  The Starbucks baristas taught me to order it that way so i get all the coffee i am paying for (grande) with all the extra ice (venti cup gives room for extra ice) and i only pay for a grande.  

    Today’s tip was brought to you by the makers of Heinz Ketchup and Napa Auto Parts.


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  • edited March 2021
    Grocery shopping.

    B & N trip.

    Car Wash.

    Forgot a bag of ice at grocery store (ice machine can't keep up with our daily dietary intake of ice) and was already driving before I realized that, so I stopped at gas station to get ice.

    I walk to the counter.  I have a mask on.  She has a mask on.  There's this plexiglass shield between us.  Which translates to:  I can't hear shit.

    I tell her I want a bag of ice.  She said something back to me that sounded very much like, "Do you want fresh?"  I look at her and said, "Hell yes I want fresh ice. I don't want that old crap ice you guys are trying to sell."  She laughed so hard.  And she said without missing a beat, "well, today we will sell you fresh ice, but tomorrow? Not sure about that."  I say back, "I will come purchase my fresh ice when you aren't working.  The other workers won't know I got my allotment of fresh ice for the week."

     Then she said, "Do you want crushed ice" which was her original question.  

    I then tell her, "no, I want fresh, cubed iced."

    We both are laughing, playing along and then I apologize to her and she said, "No, don't apologize, this has been great."  So, my little contribution to happy out there in the world.

    If this story teaches you anything, it should be, PLEASE SPEAK UP BEHIND YOUR MASK.

    Thanks.
    NotaroFlakeNoirGNTLGNTKurbenMarshaNeesycatSundrop
  • Grocery shopping.

    B & N trip.

    Car Wash.

    Forgot a bag of ice at grocery store (ice machine can't keep up with our daily dietary intake of ice) and was already driving before I realized that, so I stopped at gas station to get ice.

    I walk to the counter.  I have a mask on.  She has a mask on.  There's this plexiglass shield between us.  Which translates to:  I can't hear shit.

    I tell her I want a bag of ice.  She said something back to me that sounded very much like, "Do you want fresh?"  I look at her and said, "Hell yes I want fresh ice. I don't want that old crap ice you guys are trying to sell."  She laughed so hard.  And she said without missing a beat, "well, today we will sell you fresh ice, but tomorrow? Not sure about that."  I say back, "I will come purchase my fresh ice when you aren't working.  The other workers won't know I got my allotment of fresh ice for the week."

     Then she said, "Do you want crushed ice" which was here original question.  

    I then tell her, "no, I want fresh, cubed iced."

    We both are laughing, playing along and then I apologize to her and she said, "No, don't apologize, this has been great."  So, my little contribution to happy out there in the world.

    If this story teaches you anything, it should be, PLEASE SPEAK UP BEHIND YOUR MASK.

    Thanks.
    Another great story Hedda, that's two smiles from me today😀
    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirGNTLGNTKurbenMarshaNeesycat
  • My job here is -- never done.  You get a smile, and you get a smile and everyone gets a smile!
    FlakeNoirNotaroGNTLGNTKurbenMarshaNeesycat
  • Grocery shopping.

    B & N trip.

    Car Wash.

    Forgot a bag of ice at grocery store (ice machine can't keep up with our daily dietary intake of ice) and was already driving before I realized that, so I stopped at gas station to get ice.

    I walk to the counter.  I have a mask on.  She has a mask on.  There's this plexiglass shield between us.  Which translates to:  I can't hear shit.

    I tell her I want a bag of ice.  She said something back to me that sounded very much like, "Do you want fresh?"  I look at her and said, "Hell yes I want fresh ice. I don't want that old crap ice you guys are trying to sell."  She laughed so hard.  And she said without missing a beat, "well, today we will sell you fresh ice, but tomorrow? Not sure about that."  I say back, "I will come purchase my fresh ice when you aren't working.  The other workers won't know I got my allotment of fresh ice for the week."

     Then she said, "Do you want crushed ice" which was her original question.  

    I then tell her, "no, I want fresh, cubed iced."

    We both are laughing, playing along and then I apologize to her and she said, "No, don't apologize, this has been great."  So, my little contribution to happy out there in the world.

    If this story teaches you anything, it should be, PLEASE SPEAK UP BEHIND YOUR MASK.

    Thanks.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Faaaarrrrrrrr******k. Sometimes I just wish I could astral travel. 😄
    We should do distance coffee, or tea, or Dr. Pepper. Still haven't had one of those. 
    Hedda GablerNotaroGNTLGNTKurbenMarshacat
  • WHAT?  You must.  With lots of ice.
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  • WHAT?  You must.  With lots of ice.
    Can you get me some...? Not crushed thanks.
    Hedda GablerNotaroGNTLGNTMarshacat
  • FlakeNoir said:
    WHAT?  You must.  With lots of ice.
    Can you get me some...? Not crushed thanks.
    Definitely fresh though.  
    FlakeNoirNotaroGNTLGNTKurbenMarshacat
  • FlakeNoir said:
    WHAT?  You must.  With lots of ice.
    Can you get me some...? Not crushed thanks.
    Definitely fresh though.  
    🤣🤣🤣 oh definitely. 
    Hedda GablerNotaroGNTLGNTMarshacat
  • My job here is -- never done.  You get a smile, and you get a smile and everyone gets a smile!

    Hedda GablerKurbenFlakeNoirNotaroMarshaNeesycat
  • WHAT?  You must.  With lots of ice.
    ...cubed or crushed?....
    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirNotaroMarshacat
  • And much cuter in American Werewolf in London.
    NeesyFlakeNoirGNTLGNTMarshacat
  • And much cuter in American Werewolf in London.
    Oh yes - he was! Until he... changed :o




    Hedda GablerKurbenFlakeNoirNotaroGNTLGNTMarshacat
  • ...so, I've mentioned we have a long gravel driveway and that the blast of ice & snow wrought havoc on it......welllll, I get home from work yesterday and spent a couple of hours trying to rake all of the disarrayed limestone back onto the actual driving surface....yeah, imagine that!...me, doing manual labor......damn kids weren't anywhere around.... :D
    MarshaNotaroHedda GablerKurbenFlakeNoircatNeesy
  • edited March 2021
    GNTLGNT said:
    ...so, I've mentioned we have a long gravel driveway and that the blast of ice & snow wrought havoc on it......welllll, I get home from work yesterday and spent a couple of hours trying to rake all of the disarrayed limestone back onto the actual driving surface....yeah, imagine that!...me, doing manual labor......damn kids weren't anywhere around.... :D
    I hear you.

    I'm an incentive girl.  always have been. No matter what the situation.  After an initial rundown on the job, or just helping someone do something -- I look around and see what needs done and do it. 

    Oh, and I'm not that guy who messes things up by taking the incentive.  If a question needs asked about the task, I ask before I go and maybe mess up the method to someone's madness.

    I have never ever been able to teach that to my husband or youngest son.  That gene is just not in their body to look around and help without being told, without having to be asked.  Which they then turn that into, "She was nagging me."  No I wasn't.  You were actively being obtuse and lazy. If I have to say it more than once, it's on you.  If I have to ask you to do something obvious, or tell you what to do, well, that's just on you.  Accept the responsibiity for your character failures chump.  

    My next life, I'm going to hand pick my family better.

     :D :p ;)  
    KurbenFlakeNoircatGNTLGNTMarsha
  • edited March 2021
    I went and bought myself some new nylon tipped drumsticks.   I have no idea what that means.  Or what they will do for me.  Perhaps my career as a drummer will take off now that I have nylon tipped drumsticks.   bwhoaheohaoheaha!!  

    Did you know that there are about 5 bazillion different types of drumsticks?  You probably did.  I did not.  Imagine me standing there looking at a wall of drumsticks trying to tell this musician why I want drumsticks.  I lied.  I just said I was buying them as a gift.  I don't think me beating around on all available surfaces like a BOSS -- LIKE. A. BOSS. -- qualifies me to know exactly what sticks are best for me. But,  these are shorter, lighter and have a nylon tip.  And I'm going to smell like teen spirit all over this place.

    ewww.  That could mean all sorts of musky things, but I'm going to go with AXE body spray smell.  That's still ewww, but a more respectable ewwwww.
    FlakeNoirNotaroKurbencatGNTLGNTMarshaNeesy
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