Random Thoughts

GNTLGNT

No one ever says they want to soar like a vulture. But vultures are hella-good at soaring.

GNTLGNT

Dogs must wonder what's so great about pizza, as they only get to eat the crust

Hedda Gabler

GNTLGNT said:

Axe murderers don't kill axes.

Just exes. 

not_nadine

Rarely do I eat potato chips.   Really liked the first bite till I saw the description, now can't eat anymore

Odd couples can make beautiful babies. WISE Honey BBQ potato chips is just such a union. Zesty BBQ comes together with honey's signature sweetness to birth a chip that'll put cartoon hearts in your eyes. This is love at first bite.


what where how when, Potato chip.??

  what the hell, I would like to have been in that production meeting.



 

not_nadine

Sorry, I must preface.  I have not been eating well.  TAK

GNTLGNT

Ticktockers dancing in public are the new mimes of the 21st century.

GNTLGNT

Everyone's first photo was in black and white if they had ultrasound pictures done.

GNTLGNT

Only on the day where you’re expecting an important delivery, does every outside noise sound like a delivery truck.

Hedda Gabler

Scott, question. 

As a past jeep owner, you can give me info. I drive by a home that has a tricked out jeep. It’s really pretty and new. Not an old jeep fixed up. Top was off, doors off — and it was raining like a son of a bitch. I was — oh no!!!! The console and seats and everything are getting soaked! Day 2, raining. STILL no doors or roof. 

Can jeeps just submerge themselves in water like a duck? No worries? No damage? 

GNTLGNT

Hedda Gabler said:

Scott, question. 

As a past jeep owner, you can give me info. I drive by a home that has a tricked out jeep. It’s really pretty and new. Not an old jeep fixed up. Top was off, doors off — and it was raining like a son of a bitch. I was — oh no!!!! The console and seats and everything are getting soaked! Day 2, raining. STILL no doors or roof. 

Can jeeps just submerge themselves in water like a duck? No worries? No damage? 

...a lot of variables come into play Deej....depends on how they have their interior-be it stock or accessorized....is it carpeted inside, are the seats cloth, aftermarket electronics etc....I took the carpets out of mine, waterproofed the tub and made sure the seats were protected with neoprene covers....I had just stock electrics so no major worries there, as long as water didn't directly drip or stream into them-sounds like this idiot's toy is going to have some real problems...I wish them well with the clean-up.....Jeep is a tough brand, but they're not designed to be aquariums....

not_nadine

Jeeps Jeeps.  yes.  Wrangler past owner.    Great fun in the summer, and motor thru in the winter snow.   Tough and you will get a powerful left leg from the clutching.   
Mine was basic, Scott.   No frills, take the doors off if you want.  
It was red - with a black soft top.   

GNTLGNT

Farts are the soul of your food trying to escape

Kurben

GNTLGNT said:

Farts are the soul of your food trying to escape

Arent you meaning the sound of them esacaping? That would mean our souls are very noisy and sometimes stinky too!!!!!

GNTLGNT

Spinning around till you were dizzy, was basically the little kid version of getting drunk/high. We worked with what we had.

GNTLGNT

A bra is the closest thing to a booby trap

GNTLGNT

Pouring a bottle of Worcestershire sauce is easier done than said.

not_nadine

GNTLGNT

.....what's worse than a crying baby at 3AM?......you don't HAVE a baby......

GNTLGNT

In the song they never tell you who let the dogs out

not_nadine

I still don't know if this is real, and I am a little afraid to know.

GNTLGNT

not_nadine said:

I still don't know if this is real, and I am a little afraid to know.

....you might be areared, but it IS a happy littler movie released 4/7/2023.....

GNTLGNT

....you might be areared, but it IS a happy littler movie released 4/7/2023.....

...Wow!!...Typo much?......"afeared" and "little"......

GNTLGNT

Olive oil is European soy sauce

GNTLGNT

Tootsie rolls are the Cheez Whiz of chocolate

FlakeNoir

GNTLGNT said:

Tootsie rolls are the Cheez Whiz of chocolate

Trying to figure this one out. Cheez Whiz is fake cheese in the U.S? So... Tootsie Rolls are bad chocolate??? 🤔