Random Thoughts

GNTLGNT

Since drunk people have some amount of alcohol in their breath, they’re slightly more efficient at cleaning glasses

Kurben

GNTLGNT said:

Since drunk people have some amount of alcohol in their breath, they’re slightly more efficient at cleaning glasses

Thanks for the tip!!

GNTLGNT

Kurben said:

GNTLGNT said:

Since drunk people have some amount of alcohol in their breath, they’re slightly more efficient at cleaning glasses

Thanks for the tip!!

GNTLGNT

The first human to discover popcorn must have had one hell of a jumpscare

GNTLGNT

You find rubber bands at random times and places, but when you actually need one they are impossible to get

GNTLGNT

If a morgue worker died, they'd still need to come to work one more time. 

Hedda Gabler

Stephen King owns a Tesla. He loves his Tesla.  Musk is a mentally ill piece of shit who did not invent the Tesla.  Love your car, Stephen. 

Here’s my deal with Stephen and his Tesla.  We know King drives back and forth from Florida to Maine. How many times has he used the Tesla to do this? How many times was he the passenger on this very long trip, chillin’ with a notebook and pencil writing stories?  I would bet Vegas odds he’s never been in the driver seat with self-driving engaged AND writing. Because if he has, I claim dibs on the title, There’s Something Wrong With Uncle Stevie. 

Why the big deal you say? Teslas have 9 cameras in and on them. Employees have admitted to tuning into these cameras spying, apparently watching some pretty interesting stuff. How many have zoomed in and read along with Stephen as he writes?  Notebook laid out on his lap?  

Don’t for one minute think they haven’t watched him you silly naives. 

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Hedda Gabler

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Pray tell, how many X-Wing fighters has he driven? 😉

not_nadine

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People who wear glasses are stereotypically associated with being smart, yet they had to fail a test to get them.

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We're all an environmentalist until our straw gets soggy.

Hedda Gabler

“When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss looks away uncomfortably, muttering "Oh, great, another weirdo"

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 If Earth was flat, the edge would probably be a tourist attraction. 

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You can be ruthless but not ruthmore.

Hedda Gabler

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You can be ruthless but not ruthmore.

I beg your pardon. I can ruthmore like a mutha f’in’ star. 

Mumble mumble tell me I can’t mumble mumble ruthEXtra brah mumble mumble

GNTLGNT

Hedda Gabler said:

GNTLGNT said:

You can be ruthless but not ruthmore.

I beg your pardon. I can ruthmore like a mutha f’in’ star. 

Mumble mumble tell me I can’t mumble mumble ruthEXtra brah mumble mumble

....I'm just talkin' 'bout Shaft!....oh wait, that was several jokes back....carry on.....

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Forty is the only number that’s in alphabetical order.

FlakeNoir

GNTLGNT said:

Forty is the only number that’s in alphabetical order.

Some people or AI's 😁 have too much f'king time on their hands. 😄

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Sunlight burns vampires, but moonlight is made by the suns light as well

FlakeNoir

GNTLGNT said:

Sunlight burns vampires, but moonlight is made by the suns light as well

Silly Vampires, shoulda read the fine print. 

 

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It must be hard for a ghostwriter to put together a portfolio.

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The wicked witch must have smelled awful if water kills her