Random Thoughts

GNTLGNT

It's weird to find animated skeletons scary, that is what we are

not_nadine

GNTLGNT

There should be a reality show where flat-earthers have to find the edge of the world.

GNTLGNT

Most of a gym’s expenses are paid by people that don’t actually go to the gym.

not_nadine

(((Maine)))

GNTLGNT

Want to scare your friends on Halloween? Text all of your contacts: we need to talk.

GNTLGNT

Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles

not_nadine

GNTLGNT

The word 'baby' in songs almost never refers to an actual baby

GNTLGNT

When you clean out your dryer's lint filter, you are slowly throwing your clothes away.

GNTLGNT

You sleep with a skeleton every night of your life

not_nadine

we could not breathe or think, yet we went out and got halloween candy with mask strings sticking to your ear

Thanks, mom.   Be quick - she  said think next door has  has carmel apples

not_nadine

Well there.   Hello.  may I have a carmel apple? My mom said to come over

GNTLGNT

....I can still smell the odor from those damn masks, even though the sands of time have long since covered the trail....

GNTLGNT

Millions of years of evolution but we still get hangnails

Hedda Gabler

I dreamed in Spanish all night. Kind of cool. 

Hedda Gabler

I need a Japanese worker baby. I absolutely love this idea. Good for the elderly, good for the parents, good for those babies. 

I will never hold a baby ever again.  I know no one with a baby I could just scoop up and cuddle. 

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/01/world/asia/japan-nursing-home-babies.html?smid=url-share

GNTLGNT

...I could mail you my granddaughter for a couple of days, but you have to eat the shipping & handling....

not_nadine

not_nadine

and are afraid to look for her.    careful   definite bird and chipmunk killer. Just wants outside, a fireplace  a  handfull of confetti  tell her she is pretty,  clap really loud that she looked at you, and food,  will place killed things on your head

For sale, cheap.  if you can find her.  I can't.   last time she was staring at me.  I was afraid and catnipped her.    Last seen crazy with nip on her back  and ripping up your nice rug somewhere

Hedda Gabler

GNTLGNT said:

...I could mail you my granddaughter for a couple of days, but you have to eat the shipping & handling....

Ooooo, i’d love that. 

not_nadine

Japanese worker babies sounds so wrong and so right at the same time

not_nadine

I have not looked it up yet.   I really think so.

Hedda Gabler

not_nadine said:

I have not looked it up yet.   I really think so.

😂🤣. Good one.   

not_nadine

At what age do we start meeting up for bingo, I’m ready  if it has Japenese chldrem there

???  ok. what?  ok then.  sure, why not?