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I see if every winter. The boulevard of broken pick up trucks.
Gutter companies who could fix this safely were swamped, so, my old diseased ass went up a slick ladder, balanced on 11 inches of snow with tea kettles, (multiple tea kettles) of boiling water) to get the ice out before the whole shebang came down bringing half my roof with it.
Needless to say, I'm sure there were numerous neighbors with camera phones trained on the numbnutz climbing her ladder with boiling water just waiting for that viral video when I fell, boiling my face off.
So, I came home and wrote a note that said, "Thank you for the snowman. I don't know his name but I call him Phillip. He made me smile. I hope you are well." I then put that in a gallon ziploc bag, rolled it up like a parchment and got a wide, red ribbon and tied it up and then I drove up the street, jumped out of my car and tied it to Phillip's mittened hand. I then ran back to my car before someone shot me and came home.
I hope I gave them a smile in return.
There's a joke here kids. Write it.