Random Thoughts

GNTLGNT

How do nudists clean their glasses?

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An onion is the bass player of food. 

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Why aren't iPhone chargers called Apple juice?

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It must be really humiliating if Taylor Swift or Adele dump you, but don't write a song about it.

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The human body is extremely sturdy, it can go decades without needing a service or any replacement parts.

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Hedda Gabler

 This, my friends, is why I don’t go in bodies of water and dangle my legs down. My feet and knees are on my chin. 

Yes, I am a gumby circus bitch when you get me in open water. 

These are two new discoveries.  What else is just waiting to lick my leg hairs?

   https://allthatsinteresting.com/thumb/1200.633.https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/two-new-fish.jpg

GNTLGNT

....hell, that one looks like a Chinese pork dumpling with eyes and the other a Nintendo fever dream......

Hedda Gabler

GNTLGNT said:

....hell, that one looks like a Chinese pork dumpling with eyes and the other a Nintendo fever dream......

I do not want a pork dumpling anywhere near me in dark, deep water. 

GNTLGNT

...me either....just near a soy sauce bottle....

FlakeNoir

Hedda Gabler said:

 This, my friends, is why I don’t go in bodies of water and dangle my legs down. My feet and knees are on my chin. 

Yes, I am a gumby circus bitch when you get me in open water. 

These are two new discoveries.  What else is just waiting to lick my leg hairs?

   https://allthatsinteresting.com/thumb/1200.633.https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/two-new-fish.jpg

Aw now, c'mon... the little fellow on the left just needs a friend. One decent friend.
The individual on the right, may just be the reason he'll never have one! 😃

GNTLGNT

You can never truly live on an uninhabited island

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Bumper stickers are car tattoos

Hedda Gabler

Why is no one talking about this Iceland earthquake stuff. They’ve had a shit ton of earthquakes and are watching for volcano activity as magma has been detected moving up. 

FlakeNoir

Hedda Gabler said:

Why is no one talking about this Iceland earthquake stuff. They’ve had a shit ton of earthquakes and are watching for volcano activity as magma has been detected moving up. 

I don't know 🤔 I really had to Google the snot out of that to get anything much at all.
From what I can see, the quakes haven't been that big? Just very frequent? (We have them all the time, it's only the bigger ones that get talked about.) 
It does look like another eruption is imminent though. 😳

GNTLGNT

There is no appropriate pants pocket in which to carry a banana.

Hedda Gabler

FlakeNoir said:

Hedda Gabler said:

Why is no one talking about this Iceland earthquake stuff. They’ve had a shit ton of earthquakes and are watching for volcano activity as magma has been detected moving up. 

I don't know 🤔 I really had to Google the snot out of that to get anything much at all.
From what I can see, the quakes haven't been that big? Just very frequent? (We have them all the time, it's only the bigger ones that get talked about.) 
It does look like another eruption is imminent though. 😳

That’s interesting living with earthquakes. It’s a part of your and their physical world. I was just blown away by how many they registered since like June 30. The source I saw said something like 7000 earthquakes. Of course most were small rumblings. But still! 

FlakeNoir

Hedda Gabler said:

FlakeNoir said:

Hedda Gabler said:

Why is no one talking about this Iceland earthquake stuff. They’ve had a shit ton of earthquakes and are watching for volcano activity as magma has been detected moving up. 

I don't know 🤔 I really had to Google the snot out of that to get anything much at all.
From what I can see, the quakes haven't been that big? Just very frequent? (We have them all the time, it's only the bigger ones that get talked about.) 
It does look like another eruption is imminent though. 😳

That’s interesting living with earthquakes. It’s a part of your and their physical world. I was just blown away by how many they registered since like June 30. The source I saw said something like 7000 earthquakes. Of course most were small rumblings. But still! 

That really is a lot, from what they're saying it's very likely they'll have another eruption.  🥺
When there's a decent sized quake here (anything over 6) it's very common to have mini quakes or aftershocks every few minutes for weeks, most won't be felt, thankfully. 

not_nadine

I was in an earthquake one time. It's like a what is happening?   Fell out of bed.  moment or minutes.    Earth is powerful.

GNTLGNT

Cannibals might look at bruises on people in the same way we look at bruises on fruit

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Every meat is plant based...if you go back far enough.

not_nadine

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Is it possible for monkeys to have a monkey’s uncle? 

not_nadine

Only if the monkey marry into it. Or sister monkey has a monklette