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Body parts tend to come singly, in pairs, or multiples of pairs, but starfish just went Fuck it and went for 5 arms
the curb on trash day.
Santa is immoral for not sharing his magic/technology with the ambulance service
Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
You’re basically a sentient water balloon, with some seasoning.
The mailman has never been inside your house, so as far as your dog knows the barking is working.
Bears are the cutest, cuddliest kind of bad-tempered death machines
Grimace was trying to warn us as to what shape we'd become eating too much McDonald's.
Arguing over whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie has become a Christmas tradition of it's own.
Zombies are good source of perpetual energy, just get one on a treadmill and connect the treadmill to a generator.
Using lol after a sentence you have written is a new form of a TV laugh track