What Are You Doing Today? (an SKMB greatest hits)

GNTLGNT

.....oh Lord Shawty, yer killin' me.....that's got to be the best yet.....

FlakeNoir

Hedda Gabler said:

Remodel of master bath/bedroom done. Turned my attention to freshening up main bathroom. While I re-caulked the tub, which dry is the name of that game, my son asked to use my shower. Are you crazy? No. Boy stank in my brand new shower? Fuhgeddaboudit. Go to your girlfriend’s place. Apparently my friends and family are aghast I won’t let him use my bathroom. Standards man. I have standards and expectations for entrance into my gated community. 😂 an HOA set of rules. 

Hired big trees pruned. Keyless entry and a new spring replaced on garage door. The cat — a 90 year old man — went to vet. He is doing well but manifesting old man stuff. Arthritis. High blood pressure. Kidney troubles. He’s probably got an enlarged prostate. They didn’t check him for an enlarged prostate. Do cats even have prostates that can enlarge? He can smoke and drink all he wants now, sigh. Borrowed time for my beautiful guy and me. 

My truck battery hasn’t been holding a charge and I was in a constant jumper-cable situation. So I get it in to a popular, local business to buy and install a new battery and had a wait time of 2 hours. Lots of people in the queue. There was country music on the TV and the only available seat in the waiting area was right next to an ancient Meemaw tapping her foot on a concrete floor in a very echo-y room to every “My-girlfriend-tugged-my-dick-too-hard-after-I-lost-my-job-and-my-boil-burst-on-my brand-new-box-of-shotgun-shells” songs. Her beats were the modern-day equivalent of drops of water between the eyes torture. 
After about fifteen minutes of her tap tap tappety tap tappin’, I wanted to strangle her. Give it a fucking rest Lord of the Dance! Why couldn’t I just embrace her happy feet?

Busy week, my patience shot. I snarled at her enthusiasm. And after surviving All That Jazz, my battery was fine. Who knew you sort of kind of have to drive a vehicle to keep a battery satisfied?

Have a good week y’all. Buy a can of paint and pick a wall. It’s pretty zen. And maybe, just maybe, find someone to tap your toes with. We gotta dance.

💜 and 😂 equal parts.

Hedda Gabler

Continuing my painting journey.  I’m hoping to have my walls painted in every room that needs it by xmas. The ceiling? It looks horrible, they are so bad but very high and I’m tired. May hire that part of it out.   

Have a great weekend!

not_nadine

I'm getting ready to take this gorgeous drive All the way down.


The seven mile bridge is awesome

not_nadine