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Gen Z will eventually be nostalgic for the sound of cars starting
Smart TVs won't be smart until they increase volume when crunchy food is detected
Dogs must wonder why it's always winter in the fridge
A straw that doesn't suck is a straw that sucks.
It’s not that impressive to skydive without a parachute. It’s impressive to do it twice.
Because we find ancient remains preserved in caves, we designate those people as cavemen. By that logic, we'll be designated as coffinmen
The human mouth is a 3-in-1 loudspeaker, food blender, and backup air intake system.
Auto Correct has made people come off a lot more sober than they actually are.
Somewhere out there is a pen that holds the world record for the most times stolen
The memory of your childhood best friend lives on through bank security questions
Every episode of Scooby-Doo teaches the lesson that the scariest monster of all is other people.
Someone must have kept finding Clark Kent's clothes and glasses in random phone booths and closets
For a fly, it must be horribly embarrassing to be swatted by a slow lumbering human in front of its friends.
Insurance is the only investment you hope is wasted money
The percentage of duct tape used on ducts is likely very close to zero.
The Ring Of Power must've been so disappointed spending 2000 years at the bottom of a river and another 500 with Gollum, only to be tossed into a volcano right when things got interesting again.
People are impressed by the uniqueness of snowflakes but potatoes are equally unique and no one cares.
You can walk on a trail in the woods and not see a single person for hours. But the second you start to pee it is guaranteed someone will suddenly appear around the corner and spot you.
Necessity is the mother of inventions, but laziness is the father of efficiency