Random Thoughts

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When you sleep with your arms on top of your bedding, you are a human paperclip

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In police procedural shows a famous guest star is nearly always the guilty one

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Mr. Krabs’ shell is red, implying he was once caught and boiled alive but survived.

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S      L     O      W

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...three different computers, same results....slower than a slug in molasses....

Hedda Gabler

Moving good for me

GNTLGNT

...as I say, I have used 3 different computer systems-all on different servers and the problem continues no matter what I do....I'm highly irritated and frustrated...I come here to relax and josh around and this dragass deal is not allowing any such thing....

Hedda Gabler

Man, jon stewart is smart. I love hot, smart,  sexy men. 

GNTLGNT

Children with an imaginary friend are creative, while adults with an imaginary friend are schizophrenics

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The only reason why there are still pyramids in Egypt is because they're too heavy to be carried to the British museum.

Kurben

GNTLGNT said:The only reason why there are still pyramids in Egypt is because they're too heavy to be carried to the British museum.
But they did build that horrible pyramid outside the Louvre..... Absolutely awful.

Kurben

GNTLGNT said:

The only reason why there are still pyramids in Egypt is because they're too heavy to be carried to the British museum.

GNTLGNT said:

The only reason why there are still pyramids in Egypt is because they're too heavy to be carried to the British museum.

Speaking of pyramids... Did you Know that they discovered a new tunnel or corridor inside the Cheops Pyramide. Function unknown. Discovered through scanning the walls. 2 meter wide and where it goes is still unclear. An unknown Chamber?? Or is it a mere ventilations gangway? Or something else? Hopefully we'll find out. One thing is clear, the egyptians certainly were master builders. One is in awe of them when you goes deep into what they did.

Hedda Gabler

Kurben said:

GNTLGNT said:

The only reason why there are still pyramids in Egypt is because they're too heavy to be carried to the British museum.

GNTLGNT said:

The only reason why there are still pyramids in Egypt is because they're too heavy to be carried to the British museum.

Speaking of pyramids... Did you Know that they discovered a new tunnel or corridor inside the Cheops Pyramide. Function unknown. Discovered through scanning the walls. 2 meter wide and where it goes is still unclear. An unknown Chamber?? Or is it a mere ventilations gangway? Or something else? Hopefully we'll find out. One thing is clear, the egyptians certainly were master builders. One is in awe of them when you goes deep into what they did.

I saw this and I hope it leads to some amazing discoveries. 

GNTLGNT

....leads to a break room for the aliens who aided in the construction.....

Hedda Gabler

😂🤣

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Thinking involves burning calories without apparent physical movement, so thinking is the quietest form of exercise.

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Ancient Egyptians were involved in a major pyramid scheme.

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Humans are what you get when you leave a bowl of dirty water out in the sun for roughly 4.5 billion years

Hedda Gabler

GNTLGNT said:

Humans are what you get when you leave a bowl of dirty water out in the sun for roughly 4.5 billion years

SOME humans. 

Kurben

Hedda Gabler said:

GNTLGNT said:

Humans are what you get when you leave a bowl of dirty water out in the sun for roughly 4.5 billion years

SOME humans. 

You mean some are worse???

Hedda Gabler

Kurben said:

Hedda Gabler said:

GNTLGNT said:

Humans are what you get when you leave a bowl of dirty water out in the sun for roughly 4.5 billion years

SOME humans. 

You mean some are worse???

Yes

GNTLGNT

There are songs that you’ve collectively listened to for longer than it took to make them

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Someone on the other side of the world is technically under your bed

Hedda Gabler

Slowwwwwww. Back later. 

GNTLGNT

Nipple's were the first reusable straws