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  • Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached.
    FlakeNoirHedda GablerNeesy
  • GNTLGNT said:
    Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender asks if he wants a drink. "I think not," Descartes says. And then he disappears.
    I loved this one. 😄
    GNTLGNTHedda Gabler
  • Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium-Sodium --- Batman!
    NotaroFlakeNoirHedda Gabler
  • Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." He doesn't react.
    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirNotaroKurben
  • ...ok, a couple more....


    A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies "No I'm traveling light."
    FlakeNoirHedda GablerNotaro
  • People often accuse me of "stealing other's jokes" and being "a plagiarist." Their words not mine...
    FlakeNoirHedda GablerNotaroNeesy
  • Do you know why an Amoeba can't be brave??
    Nooo??
    It has no guts!!

    Hedda GablerNotaroFlakeNoirNeesyGNTLGNT
  • What did the grape say when it got crushed?
    Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
    FlakeNoirHedda GablerGNTLGNT
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