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"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.
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  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea
    NotaroHedda GablerFlakeNoirKurbenNeesy
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen
    NotaroHedda GablerFlakeNoirKurbenNeesy
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
    NotaroHedda GablerFlakeNoirKurbenNeesy
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    The man who survived pepper spray and mustard gas is now a seasoned veteran
    NotaroHedda GablerFlakeNoirNeesy
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    My dad farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels
    NotaroHedda GablerFlakeNoirNeesy
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
    NotaroHedda GablerFlakeNoirKurbenNeesy
  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    These are great, 😄
    FlakeNoirGNTLGNTNotaroNeesy
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    ....but WAIT....there's more!!.....(and feel free to join in).....

    England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
    FlakeNoirKurbenHedda GablerNotaroNeesy
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine
    FlakeNoirHedda GablerNotaroNeesy
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    When the past, present, and future go camping they always argue. It's intense tense in tents
    FlakeNoirHedda GablerNotaroNeesy
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    A mean crook going down stairs = A condescending con, descending
    FlakeNoirHedda GablerNotaroNeesy
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird

    FlakeNoirHedda GablerNeesyNotaro
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves....sea what I did there?.....
    FlakeNoirKurbenHedda GablerNeesyNotaro
  • FlakeNoirFlakeNoir
    🤣 These are brilliant!
    GNTLGNTHedda GablerNeesyNotaro
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    ...y'all want to join in, I'd love it..... <3 <3
    FlakeNoirHedda GablerNeesyNotaro
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    Hilarious Jokes And Puns That Only Smart People Will Understand
    FlakeNoirKurbenHedda GablerNeesyNotaro
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    19 Intelligent Jokes That You Need To Read Twice To Understand
    FlakeNoirKurbenHedda GablerNeesyNotaro
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    Brainy Jokes Smart Puns Science Jokes Math Humor PainfulPunscom
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  • NeesyNeesy
    edited May 2021
    I'll add one

    Yesterday I made some no knead buns (even if there was no need for buns)

    Ba-dum-tis!

    FlakeNoirHedda GablerKurbenNotaroGNTLGNT
  • NotaroNotaro
    I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 
    FlakeNoirHedda GablerKurbenGNTLGNTNeesy
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve
    FlakeNoirHedda GablerNotaroKurbenNeesy
  • FlakeNoirFlakeNoir
    Damn, I just can't think of any! But I'm loving these. 😄
    NotaroKurbenHedda GablerGNTLGNTNeesy
  • KurbenKurben
    What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill!
    Hedda GablerGNTLGNTNeesy
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
    FlakeNoirHedda GablerKurbenNeesy
  • FlakeNoirFlakeNoir
    You really shouldn't be intimidated by advanced maths, it's as easy as Pi. 
    Hedda GablerKurbenGNTLGNTNotaroNeesy
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