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  • FlakeNoirFlakeNoir
    I asked a Frenchman if he played video games, he said "Wii". 
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  • FlakeNoirFlakeNoir
    My sister thought I'd never be able to make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta. 
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  • FlakeNoirFlakeNoir
    Yesterday we were burgled, somebody stole all my old lamps, I couldn't be more de-lighted.
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    FlakeNoir said:
    You really shouldn't be intimidated by advanced maths, it's as easy as Pi. 
    ...bravo!!!....
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  • KurbenKurben
    Have you heard the latest rumour about butter?
    No.
    Never mind. I shouldn't spread it.
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  • NotaroNotaro
    Why do elephants have big ears?Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom. 
    FlakeNoirGNTLGNTHedda Gabler
  • FlakeNoirFlakeNoir
    Notaro said:
    Why do elephants have big ears?Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom. 
    This took me waaaaaaaaaaaay too long. :D 
    NotaroGNTLGNTHedda Gabler
  • FlakeNoirFlakeNoir
    Bad puns, it's how eye roll.
    NotaroKurbenGNTLGNTHedda GablerNeesy
  • NotaroNotaro
    FlakeNoir said:
    Bad puns, it's how eye roll.
    🙄😄
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  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    ....yay!!!.....
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  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
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    Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.” Me: “And?”
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  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
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  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches.
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  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    FlakeNoir said:
    Notaro said:
    Why do elephants have big ears?Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom. 
    This took me waaaaaaaaaaaay too long. :D 
    Explain it to me
    GNTLGNTNotaroFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    FlakeNoir said:
    Notaro said:
    Why do elephants have big ears?Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom. 
    This took me waaaaaaaaaaaay too long. :D 
    Explain it to me
    Noddy and big ears are characters from children's books by Enid Blyton. The joke is a play on words, Noddy's failure to pay rent meant that the elephant took Big Ears (a sort of gnome looking character) away, so that's why Elephants have Big Ears.
    NotaroFlakeNoirHedda GablerNeesy
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    Funny Puns Punpedia
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    35 Puns That Will Make Your Day
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    58 Funny Puns You Cant Wait To Use
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  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    Sure, I drink brake fluid-but I can stop anytime!
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    If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness?
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  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell. 
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    6:30 is the best time on a clock… hands down.
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  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    105 pun-based jokes that will make you laugh and cringe
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