Random Thoughts

FlakeNoir

Oh this is too weird. I had a dream last night that I farted in front of my friend and they didn't laugh, I mean they didn't acknowledge it at all. So, I did it again just in case they hadn't heard the first one.  😂 I'm laughing as I write this, my phone is bouncing all over the place and I'm having to fix typos. 😆

Oh God... farts are funny. (My phone just autocorrected "fart" to "fact". Killjoy..😄)

FlakeNoir

Dammit... I forgot my Wordle after that..😄

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FlakeNoir

Oh Jeez, I really should have quoted your fart post when I made my reply Hedda, because hey...we turned the page and now I'm all alone here and talking about farts. 
(My phone really does not like this word. 😁)

Thank God I'm in "Random Thoughts."

Kurben

FlakeNoir said:

Oh Jeez, I really should have quoted your fart post when I made my reply Hedda, because hey...we turned the page and now I'm all alone here and talking about farts. 
(My phone really does not like this word. 😁)

Thank God I'm in "Random Thoughts."

Never alone, Flakes, never! 

GNTLGNT

.....the odor of farts lingers longer than the transient scent of victory.....

not_nadine

Grant87

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FlakeNoir

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GNTLGNT

By opting to be an organ donor you guarantee you'll never accidentally be buried alive.

not_nadine

The older I get, I stopped wanting to dress like Stevie Nicks - I am more Mrs. Rober  now.

Grant87

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FlakeNoir

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GNTLGNT

Texting and driving signs aren't generally seen by their intended audience

Grant87

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FlakeNoir

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GNTLGNT

Older people might take longer to answer, not because of brain deterioration, but because they have more things to consider because of life experience.

Grant87

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Neesy

Hedda Gabler said:

I am down to one feral kitten. Slowly but surely the other 8 have disappeared.  I hope it is a boy — please no more kittens .  I feed it every day. Give him water. Talk to him because it’s the law. 

It’s a beautiful little thing. I call it fuzzy butt because it is fluffy. Odd mix of colors and here’s the interesting part— it’s a dwarf. So I think I’m renaming it Peter, or Dinklage. The Dink. The Big D. Which sounds rather rude but i think  it’s better than The Big Peter. 

 It has the stubbiest little legs, it’s got to be a year old and it is tiny. Heathy looking. Eyes bright, coat clean.  

And the Paul Harvey rest of the story here is — I have 2 big hawks circling every damn day.  I swear to God, i will take a tennis racket to these assholes if they touch this cat. I will be the maniac going Kill Bill bat shit crazy. 

 And I will hurt myself doing it.  And I will receive some outrageous fine for killing protected birds of prey.

But, veni, vidi, vici — I will kill them, load them in my little car and drive them out into the desert where I will bury them near a cow skull and a mysterious Dana shaped skeleton. 

I wonder if the cat you're talking about could be a "munchkin"? It is apparently a breed with very short stubby legs.

Good for you for protecting Fuzzy Butt

Neesy

not_nadine said:

Has anyone ever told you that you look like a famous person?
I have been getting this since I was about 13.   Got my eye on her to see how she ages.

Wot? You're not going to tell us which famous person?

Hedda Gabler

Today’s Heardle — got it in 1 second

super easy

FlakeNoir

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GNTLGNT

We get angry when an alarm clock works, but we also get angry when an alarm clock doesn't work

FlakeNoir

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Grant87

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GNTLGNT

Fists are the most used biological weapon.