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  • edited August 2020
    My favorite Shel.

    Smart - shel silverstein  Silverstein poems Shel silverstein
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  • "I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps"

    Les Dawson 
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  • "We need fantasy to survive reality."
     Lady Gaga
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  • This just made me laugh.  Don Rickles telling a story about how he blew off Frank Sinatra.


    "It’s a true story, so help me God,” he began obligingly. “Sinatra was headlining at the Sands, and I was with this girl having dinner in the lounge. She wasn’t anybody I would bring home to my mother, but I really wanted to score big. Frank was in the lounge at his table with Lena Horne and some other celebrities and all his security guards. And my date says, ‘My God, there’s Frank Sinatra! Do you know him?’

    “I said, ‘Sure, he’s a friend of mine.’ Which he was. But I made it sound like my whole life. ‘We’re like brothers!’ She didn’t believe me. So I said, ‘Wait here, sweetheart,’ and I went over to Frank’s table. ‘What do you want, Bullethead?’ he said. That was his nickname for me. I told him I was trying to impress this girl and would he do me a very big favor and come over and just say hello. He said, ‘For you, Bullethead, I’ll do it.'”

    “Five minutes later, Sinatra strolled over and said, ‘Don, how the hell are you?’

    “And Don Rickles looked up and replied, ‘Not now, Frank. Can’t you see I’m with somebody?'”

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  • ....classic Rickles    good old Bullethead.....
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  • "Family is a great source for horror story telling because family is very intimate, family is very close to us and family is very dangerous if you're in the wrong family."

    Bryan Fuller -- said in Eli Roth's History of Horror -- Ghost Stories
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  •  “Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” — Albert Einstein

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  • "Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humour is just common sense, dancing." "Stop worrying, nobody gets out of this world alive". 

    Clive James. 
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  • "If I knew yesterday what I know today,
    Where would I be tomorrow?" 

    ~ James Morrison (singer/songwriter)  
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  • "In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office"

    Ambrose Bierce


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  • GNTLGNT said:
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    I'm so sorry you didn't make it Alan.
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  • GNTLGNT said:
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    I'm so sorry you didn't make it Alan.
    Oh me too... I was so sad when he left us, such a great actor.   :'(
    (and as for Robin above him, Gawd, I ugly-girl cried for days when he left, just absolutely heart-broken)
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  • edited November 2020
    Can t sleep quotes for facebook


    I find this an incredibly interesting idea.  There's a story here. Someone write it.
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  • “I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.”– Billy Connolly
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  • "A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that."
    Douglas Adams, The Salmon Of Doubt. 
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  •  “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.”
    —Erma Bombeck
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