Scott's Photo Shop-The Sequel

Hedda Gabler

FlakeNoir said:

Hedda Gabler said:

FlakeNoir said:

Took the kiddo for a bush walk this afternoon. 

I would just like to point out, these types of “walks” are conducive to opportunistic rapists and sex pit owners.  Perfect closed  in path for privacy to bean you on the base of the neck and drag you away.

Very pretty. Nice view as you are punched in the head. 
have a great day!

Stay safe and vigilant!!!!!

My mum and aunt hate that I walk here. It honestly doesn't feel creepy when you've got your kid with you, but I've done this one plenty by myself and there is an area where Stephen-fecking-King always starts to whisper in my ear. And they're not words of love. 😳

See? Mum, aunt and i can’t be wrong. 

This is buffet style serial killing at its best. 

Makes me nervous just looking at the photo. 

I’m a barrel of love and light, huh?

FlakeNoir

See? Mum, aunt and i can’t be wrong. 

This is buffet style serial killing at its best. 

Makes me nervous just looking at the photo. 

I’m a barrel of love and light, huh?

Okay, this is the walk I do every day to get to the river, does this make you feel better?

Notaro

Awesome snaps Flakes, here a tip, if you see anyone approaching wearing a hockey mask turn around and run like fcuk.... 😀

FlakeNoir

Notaro said:

Awesome snaps Flakes, here's a tip, if you see anyone approaching wearing a hockey mask turn around and run like fcuk.... 😀

Deal...  😁

Hedda Gabler

FlakeNoir said:

See? Mum, aunt and i can’t be wrong. 

This is buffet style serial killing at its best. 

Makes me nervous just looking at the photo. 

I’m a barrel of love and light, huh?

Okay, this is the walk I do every day to get to the river, does this make you feel better?

No. Still plenty of places to hide.  And if no one else is in the forest when you fall, will they hear you scream?

FlakeNoir

Hedda Gabler said:

FlakeNoir said:

See? Mum, aunt and i can’t be wrong. 

This is buffet style serial killing at its best. 

Makes me nervous just looking at the photo. 

I’m a barrel of love and light, huh?

Okay, this is the walk I do every day to get to the river, does this make you feel better?

No. Still plenty of places to hide.  And if no one else is in the forest when you fall, will they hear you scream?

Mac will protect me. 😁

Hedda Gabler

I’m counting on it.  💗

GNTLGNT

....ain't sure about Mac, little bit of that "WTF" tilt to the head......

GNTLGNT

....hell with hockey mask wearing psychos......this damn thing which is indigenous to New Zealand, is freakin' nightmare fuel and would scare me so bad my pancreas would switch places with my uvula.....

FlakeNoir

GNTLGNT said:

....ain't sure about Mac, little bit of that "WTF" tilt to the head......

Oh you've got the wrong dog... 😄 Ella will WTF tilt the whole day away if it means she can get out of doing any real work. 
Mac on the other hand is soooooo smart. He thinks around corners and always instinctively puts himself between me  and... anything else. He communicates with his eyes, I feel fully protected when I'm with him. 💙

GNTLGNT

....I'm the human version of Ella then......

Hedda Gabler

GNTLGNT said:

....hell with hockey mask wearing psychos......this damn thing which is indigenous to New Zealand, is freakin' nightmare fuel and would scare me so bad my pancreas would switch places with my uvula.....

What in the holly hell is that thing?   Flakers, are these common? Do you see them a lot?  What is their purpose in life, besides crushing their enemies, see them driven before them, and to hear the lamentations of their women?

are they poisonous ? 

FlakeNoir

Hedda Gabler said:

GNTLGNT said:

....hell with hockey mask wearing psychos......this damn thing which is indigenous to New Zealand, is freakin' nightmare fuel and would scare me so bad my pancreas would switch places with my uvula.....

What in the holly hell is that thing?   Flakers, are these common? Do you see them a lot?  What is their purpose in life, besides crushing their enemies, see them driven before them, and to hear the lamentations of their women?

are they poisonous ? 

Oh.... you and Scott have met our Weta? 
Don't be afraid, they're super cool. The only time I stay out of their way is if they get into the house and go high up on the walls. They can jump really far with those big strong back legs and I just don't fancy one landing on my head. 😁

Nah, they're not scary at all, they live in the area out back by the river. I've had to rescue a few from the dog's drinking buckets during summer. 

Kurben

FlakeNoir said:

Hedda Gabler said:

GNTLGNT said:

....hell with hockey mask wearing psychos......this damn thing which is indigenous to New Zealand, is freakin' nightmare fuel and would scare me so bad my pancreas would switch places with my uvula.....

What in the holly hell is that thing?   Flakers, are these common? Do you see them a lot?  What is their purpose in life, besides crushing their enemies, see them driven before them, and to hear the lamentations of their women?

are they poisonous ? 

Oh.... you and Scott have met our Weta? 
Don't be afraid, they're super cool. The only time I stay out of their way is if they get into the house and go high up on the walls. They can jump really far with those big strong back legs and I just don't fancy one landing on my head. 😁

Nah, they're not scary at all, they live in the area out back by the river. I've had to rescue a few from the dog's drinking buckets during summer. 

Are they some kind of grasshopper like creature?? They certainly managed to get under Deejers and Scotts skin, didn't they.?

FlakeNoir

Kurben said:

FlakeNoir said:

Hedda Gabler said:

GNTLGNT said:

....hell with hockey mask wearing psychos......this damn thing which is indigenous to New Zealand, is freakin' nightmare fuel and would scare me so bad my pancreas would switch places with my uvula.....

What in the holly hell is that thing?   Flakers, are these common? Do you see them a lot?  What is their purpose in life, besides crushing their enemies, see them driven before them, and to hear the lamentations of their women?

are they poisonous ? 

Oh.... you and Scott have met our Weta? 
Don't be afraid, they're super cool. The only time I stay out of their way is if they get into the house and go high up on the walls. They can jump really far with those big strong back legs and I just don't fancy one landing on my head. 😁

Nah, they're not scary at all, they live in the area out back by the river. I've had to rescue a few from the dog's drinking buckets during summer. 

Are they some kind of grasshopper like creature?? They certainly managed to get under Deejers and Scotts skin, didn't they.?

Here you go Kurben, The NZ Weta:

https://www.doc.govt.nz/nature/native-animals/invertebrates/weta/

GNTLGNT

FlakeNoir

Took these for you this afternoon by the river behind our place, Scott. 

Sundrop

FlakeNoir said:

Took the kiddo for a bush walk this afternoon. 

Now I want to go on a bush walk

Neesy

GNTLGNT said:

....hell with hockey mask wearing psychos......this damn thing which is indigenous to New Zealand, is freakin' nightmare fuel and would scare me so bad my pancreas would switch places with my uvula.....

For just a second (or a nanosecond) I read uvula as vulva

GNTLGNT

FlakeNoir said:

Took these for you this afternoon by the river behind our place, Scott. 

....YAY!!!!!......catterpitters!!!!!........

GNTLGNT

Sundrop said:

FlakeNoir said:

Took the kiddo for a bush walk this afternoon. 

Now I want to go on a bush walk

....I said that once, and she slapped my face......

Sundrop

GNTLGNT said:

Sundrop said:

FlakeNoir said:

Took the kiddo for a bush walk this afternoon. 

Now I want to go on a bush walk

....I said that once, and she slapped my face......

Times like this make me want a "laughing my ass off" emoji 

GNTLGNT

...from the Roller Ranch for Sunny........

Sundrop

GNTLGNT said:

...from the Roller Ranch for Sunny........

Thanks, Big Guy!  Hugs to you and Tracy ♥

GNTLGNT

....miss these colors here at The Ranch.......this monochrome Winter crap needs to go....