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Hedda Gabler · February 19

not_nadine said:

There now.

GNTLGNT · February 19

A lady walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives it to her.

GNTLGNT · February 20

Just read that when Keith Richard’s children finally pass away he will inherit everything.

GNTLGNT · February 21

This world would be so different if Eminem had had a good relationship with is mom.

GNTLGNT · February 22

I Googled, "missing medieval servant," and the results came back, "Page Not Found."

GNTLGNT · February 23

Chuck Norris can talk about Fight Club.

GNTLGNT · February 24

If you shoot a mime, must you use a silencer?

GNTLGNT · February 25

I invented a new word: Plagiarism!

Hedda Gabler · February 25

A bit of random. I watch artists on YouTube— all mediums. I ran into a woman who is doing mini paintings, one a day, for a year.

I’m going to try this. It helps hone your abilities, creativity, and keeps you thinking — what can I try to do now? It will be minis of all mediums. And my canvas is —

2 inches by 2 inches.

I’ve done two days so far and I’m so f’ing impressed with myself.

GNTLGNT · February 26

Getting Greek mythology wrong is my Hercules' ankle

GNTLGNT · February 27

I got Taoism out the yin-yang.

not_nadine · February 27

If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer posionous?

GNTLGNT · February 28

If I go viral, am I an internet influenza?

GNTLGNT · March 1

I got fired from my first job for asking the customers whether they wanted smoking or non-smoking, but at least in hindsight I learned the preferred nomenclature was cremation or burial.

not_nadine · March 2

May be an image of text that says E PLRANP TOLEN In traditional printing capital letters were stored in an upper case above the small letters lower case leading to the terms uppercase and lowercase

GNTLGNT · March 2

My girlfriend bought some tampons made out of papyrus. She’s a big fan of the classical period.

not_nadine · March 3

GNTLGNT · March 3

I knew it was genuine French onion soup because it made fun of my accent and corrected my use of the subjunctive.

GNTLGNT · March 4

A traditional Caesar salad is served with one fork and 23 knives

GNTLGNT · March 5

My friend at work fell into the upholstery machine, but now he’s completely recovered.

GNTLGNT · March 6

Porn for dogs is just pictures of your leg

not_nadine · March 6

May be an image of eclipse and text that says People just dont dont moon moon each each other anymore the way they used used to

GNTLGNT · March 7

....yes, some things are better left unsaid, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to say them anyways.....

Hedda Gabler · March 7

Please do.

GNTLGNT · March 8

Hasn't the Swiss Army ever wondered where all its knives are going to?

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A lady walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives it to her.

Just read that when Keith Richard’s children finally pass away he will inherit everything.

This world would be so different if Eminem had had a good relationship with is mom.

I Googled, "missing medieval servant," and the results came back, "Page Not Found."

Chuck Norris can talk about Fight Club.

If you shoot a mime, must you use a silencer?

I invented a new word: Plagiarism!

Getting Greek mythology wrong is my Hercules' ankle

I got Taoism out the yin-yang.

If I go viral, am I an internet influenza?

I got fired from my first job for asking the customers whether they wanted smoking or non-smoking, but at least in hindsight I learned the preferred nomenclature was cremation or burial.

My girlfriend bought some tampons made out of papyrus. She’s a big fan of the classical period.

I knew it was genuine French onion soup because it made fun of my accent and corrected my use of the subjunctive.

A traditional Caesar salad is served with one fork and 23 knives

My friend at work fell into the upholstery machine, but now he’s completely recovered.

Porn for dogs is just pictures of your leg

Hasn't the Swiss Army ever wondered where all its knives are going to?

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A lady walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gives it to her.

Just read that when Keith Richard’s children finally pass away he will inherit everything.

This world would be so different if Eminem had had a good relationship with is mom.

I Googled, "missing medieval servant," and the results came back, "Page Not Found."

Chuck Norris can talk about Fight Club.

If you shoot a mime, must you use a silencer?

I invented a new word: Plagiarism!

Getting Greek mythology wrong is my Hercules' ankle

I got Taoism out the yin-yang.

If I go viral, am I an internet influenza?

I got fired from my first job for asking the customers whether they wanted smoking or non-smoking, but at least in hindsight I learned the preferred nomenclature was cremation or burial.

My girlfriend bought some tampons made out of papyrus. She’s a big fan of the classical period.

I knew it was genuine French onion soup because it made fun of my accent and corrected my use of the subjunctive.

A traditional Caesar salad is served with one fork and 23 knives

My friend at work fell into the upholstery machine, but now he’s completely recovered.

Porn for dogs is just pictures of your leg

Hasn't the Swiss Army ever wondered where all its knives are going to?