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I tried teaching chickens to form a modern choir, but all they'll sing is Bach.
I put ketchup on my grocery list, now I can't read it.
I've written 3 racist jokes recently but they all look the same to me.
Very few women work in postal services as it's considered to be a mail dominated industry.
I'm just terrified of the world that we live in, I don't honestly know anymore the difference between sarcasm, racism and humour.
Don't be put off if I don't leave a reaction on a post, very often I'm still processing. And sometimes just don't have the time.
My clairvoyant wife got angry when I came home drunk next week
I broke up with my tennis player girlfriend after she tried to tell me love means nothing to her.
When my English professor started sobbing at the grammatical mistakes people make, I patted him on the shoulder and said “their, they’re”
I love drag racing, but the wind keeps blowing my skirt up.
I wanted to be a Jehovah's witness but I didn't see Jehovah's accident.
My check engine light keeps coming on, but every time I look it's still there
Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.
I don’t want to make trouble after all these years but truth to tell, I can in fact believe that it isn’t butter.
Sailors eat shellfish before the thunder and heavy rains arrive because they value the clam before the storm.