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My neighbor died when a huge pile of books fell on him and there was only his shelf to blame.
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
Table tennis was invented in China during the late Ping and early Pong dynasties.
I tried the new cookie that killed its father and married its mother; it didn’t taste great, but it’s Oedipal.
I once went to a seafood disco and pulled a mussel.
It is said money talks but mine only says goodbye
People think that crop circles are caused by aliens, but I think it’s cereal killers.
I wanted to take a picture of my ex, but there was no film left in my Bi-Polaroid
I like to write about my dyslexia in my dairy.
If the devil goes bald there will be hell toupée...
Do paper cuts count as book marks?
It was confirmed that the guy that fell from the balcony at the nightclub was not a bouncer
I believe that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the Brella, but hesitated.
When a mathematician talks about infinity, they just go on forever
Two Pharos farted at the same time, so they had a toot in common.
If a parsley farmer gets sued can they garnish his wages?
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
If you do things half-assed, does that make you the butt of your own joke?
Famous people lately seem give their kids silly names, but I was disappointed that Shania Twain is calling her new baby ChooChoo.