Random Thoughts

not_nadine

TMZ will find out you're dead before you do.

GNTLGNT

Dr Frankenstein should be considered a famous body builder.

not_nadine

GNTLGNT

I don't apologize for ANYTHING, I'm sorry that's just the way I am

GNTLGNT

I went to a silent auction and picked up a dog whistle and two mimes.

GNTLGNT

If shit keeps hitting the fan you installed your fan in the wrong place.

not_nadine

Ha

GNTLGNT

“It’s extremely hard to make adult friends… from scratch.” - Victor Frankenstein, 1816

Hedda Gabler

Okay, I’m gonna rant here. 

I want to flog myself with a severed squirrel leg. 

This Sydney Sweeney controversy with the commercial ad using “ good jeans”?

People are just fucking looking for the slightest thing to rend their flesh in outrage about. 

It was a play on good genes. 

This. Is. Not. Fucking. Racial. 

Open your squinty little peepers and look at the bitch. 

She has good genes and good jeans. I don’t have either. My genes suck and I am a raging white woman.  And while my jeans are okay, I have the flattest ass on the face of the planet due to my sucky genes.  So my jeans crinkle in my sharpei ass cheek wrinkles. 

Knock this stupid outrage off. 

Hedda Gabler

Okay, I’m gonna rant here. I want to flog myself with a severed squirrel leg. 

This Sydney Sweeney controversy with the commercial ad using “ good jeans”?

People are just fucking looking for the slightest thing to rend their flesh in outrage about. 

It was a play on good genes. 

This. Is. Not. Fucking. Racial. 

Open your squinty little peepers and look at the bitch. 

She has good genes and good jeans. I don’t have either. My genes suck and I am a raging white woman. And while my jeans are okay, I have the flattest ass on the face of the planet due to my sucky genes. So my jeans crinkle and fold in my sharpei ass cheek wrinkles. Nobody wants in my jeans or wants my genes. 

Knock this stupid shit off. It was a play on words focused on her personally. She isn’t taking on Earthlings in general. 

not_nadine

not_nadine

But please be kind to squirrels. 

 I am sure they are dealing with thier own issues, you know like being a squirrle and all that.

GNTLGNT

The fact that Head & Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called ‘Knees & Toes’ disappoints me.

Hedda Gabler

Hedda Gabler said:

Okay, I’m gonna rant here. I want to flog myself with a severed squirrel leg. 

This Sydney Sweeney controversy with the commercial ad using “ good jeans”?

People are just fucking looking for the slightest thing to rend their flesh in outrage about. 

It was a play on good genes. 

This. Is. Not. Fucking. Racial. 

Open your squinty little peepers and look at the bitch. 

She has good genes and good jeans. I don’t have either. My genes suck and I am a raging white woman. And while my jeans are okay, I have the flattest ass on the face of the planet due to my sucky genes. So my jeans crinkle and fold in my sharpei ass cheek wrinkles. Nobody wants in my jeans or wants my genes. 

Knock this stupid shit off. It was a play on words focused on her personally. She isn’t taking on Earthlings in general. 

Wow. We’ve gone from a really stupid ad to Eugenics?   Fuck. People hyperfocus on every single dog bone they throw out there.  I’m wondering if these are the same dipshits who stormed area 51? 

Don’t lose focus on the sneaky shit being done. All these things are distractions from the real evil being done. The real eugenics that IS happening. Sydney Sweeney’s tits aren’t the problem. 

GNTLGNT

Atheists can never TGIF

not_nadine

I had a squirrel break into my apartment once.  Peed on my couch and left out of the window.  Looked me right in the eye while doing it.

GNTLGNT

.....I start my day with Captain Crunch and end it with Captain Morgan.....maybe I have a pirate problem?.....

Kurben

not_nadine said:

I had a squirrel break into my apartment once.  Peed on my couch and left out of the window.  Looked me right in the eye while doing it.

Beautiful animals i always thought... 

GNTLGNT

When they buried the man who invented the USB stick they had to take the coffin out turn it round and put it back in.

GNTLGNT

Amish people have light bulb moments all the time but they have to ignore them.

GNTLGNT

If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN. They get really upset.

GNTLGNT

I don’t suffer from insanity — I enjoy every minute of it.

GNTLGNT

“I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.”

GNTLGNT

Dermatologists who work for the mob love to play whack-a-mole

GNTLGNT

I don't get along with cows that don't have hooves... I'm lack toes intolerant.