False alarm

On Saturday evening, after supper, it was nice enough for us to take the rest of our wine and sit in the driveway while we enjoyed the spring-like weather. Yesterday morning it was 35° and we ran the fireplace last night. Hopefully for the last time this season. It’s back up to nearly 70 today and the daytime highs will be in the eighties again by the end of the week. The plants are so confused. To bloom or not to bloom?

Here’s my public service announcement for 2019: never pour dried potato flakes down your sink drain. We were preparing our grocery list on Sunday afternoon when we noticed we had a box of long-expired potato flakes. We don’t use them often, which explains the 2017 expiration date. I like to recycle what I can, so rather than just throw the box away, I decided to empty it in the sink and wash the contents down the drain through the in-sink garbage disposal.

It’s a double sink, and water soon started coming up and out of the drain in the second sink. That’s not good, I thought. I ran the garbage disposal more, but the water kept rising. Eventually I took the trap out of the drain and found it absolutely packed with potato flakes. Packed solid. What’s worse, the pipe extending from the trap into the wall was also stuffed full of the stuff.

It took us a while to find our plumbing snake, something I haven’t had to use in maybe 20 years, but we spent some time snaking out the drain. Every time we stuck it in, it came out with more of those packed potato flakes, which no longer looked at all appetizing because they had old drain goop all over them, too. We got the snake into the drain as far as it would go, and I actually felt like I broke through the last of the clog.

No joy in Mudville.

We tried Drano, baking soda and vinegar and liquid drain cleaner. No luck, and each time I had to drain increasingly noxious fluids out of the trap.

We poured boiling water down the sink and let it sit. (I looked up the problem on the internet and discovered I wasn’t the only person to ever make this huge mistake. I found a long thread of people suggesting fixes, including one wag who suggested adding the right proportions of milk, butter and water to prepare the finished product.)

Ultimately, we had to call a plumber the next day. He arrived with a Tool-man Tim Taylor-level snake (“more power!”) and ended up running it something like 50 feet through the drain to make sure it was clear. Fortunately the kitchen sink is at the far end of the house from the main water inlet and outlet, so none of the rest of our water-producing appliances were affected.

What’s life without a little adventure?

April is poetry month, so here’s a link to the essay I wrote about Stephen King’s relationship to poetry, which I wrote for the Poetry Foundation last year.

I finished Babylon Berlin on Netflix. What a great series, and I’m glad to hear there will be a new season coming in the fall. It has shades of Hitchcock (an assassination plan that’s right out of The Man Who Knew Too Much) and a train full of gold that’s the best McGuffin since the Maltese falcon. It’s set in 1929, during the Wiemar Republic in Germany when factions are trying to remilitarize in opposition to the Treaty of Versailles. Berlin is decadent and dangerous and lively. There’s a sequence in about episode 11 that would have made a great addition to Flight or Fright!

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Spring 2019

It’s been a while since my last blog post. Busy times, but normally busy. Nothing out of the ordinary. Writing, taxes, reading, etc. We’ve seen the temperature go up and down and up and down. The plants and animals must surely be confused. Our azalea bush (pictured above) is in full flower, and there’s enough oak pollen all over the place that every road looks like the yellow brick road.

One exciting (for me, at least!) development since last time is the fact that I have been invited to attend Northern FanCon in Prince George, BC at the beginning of May. They even released a nifty graphic to promote my appearance.

I’ve only been to British Columbia once before, and that was only for part of a day, so I’m looking forward to this trip, brief and all as it will be. I haven’t even been to Canada in a good many years, so I’m looking forward to getting back to the home and native land. Tim Hortons, look out!

Among the other special guests at the con: Alan Tudyk (Firefly), Edward James Olmos (Battlestar Galactica), and Amy Acker. Should be cool few days. I’ll report more once I know more.

I was also a guest on the 100th episode of the Stephen King Podcast a week or so ago discussing all the things related to King that we’ll be seeing in 2019.

Brian Keene has announced a couple of times in the past two weeks that he’s working on the final draft of the novella that will be part of our two-novella book, something we’ve been working on off and on for the past, oh, forever. We hope to have news for you about that project quite soon.

My first published short story, “Harming Obsession,” will appear in The Best of Cemetery Dance 2, an enormous compilation of fiction containing works from Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Richard Matheson, Peter Straub, Bentley Little, Michael Marshall Smith, Ray Garton, Jack Ketchum, Douglas Clegg, Poppy Z. Brite, Joe R. Lansdale, Nancy A. Collins, Peter Crowther, Norman Partridge, Ed Gorman, William F. Nolan, F. Paul Wilson, Kristine Kathryn Rusch, Simon Clark, Richard Christian Matheson, David J. Schow, Stewart O’Nan, Glen Hirshberg, Ramsey Campbell, and many more.

My story “The Dungarvon Whooper,” inspired by a New Brunswick legend, appears in Nothing’s Sacred Volume 5, April 2019, with a moody illustration from Francois Vaillancourt, who did the cover art for Flight or Fright.

My story “The Invisible Man” will appear in the anthology A Time for Violence, edited by Andy Rausch and Chris Roy for Near to the Knuckle Press. Other contributors include Richard Chizmar, Max Allan Collins, Stewart O’Nan, Tyson Blue, Steve Spignesi and Joe Lansdale, with an introduction by Stan Wiater. It launches on May 1.

We’re up to an even dozen translation of Flight or Fright in the works. Happy to hear that Joe Hill’s story “You Are Released” will appear in The Best Horror of the Year Volume Eleven and it has been nominated for a Bram Stoker Award. The trade paperback edition from Scribner will be available on June 4.

I’ve only had time to write one book review so far this year, this one for Machines Like Me by Ian McEwan, but I hope to be doing a few more shortly. I’m currently reading Inspection by Josh Malerman and just finished Uncommon Type, a collection of short stories (all of them featuring a typewriter at some point) by Tom Hanks. I quite enjoyed them.

We watched Mary Poppins Returns the other night, which was delightful. We especially liked Angela Lansbury’s cameo toward the end. I saw Us on the weekend. Other than the somewhat wonky explanation for the existence of the “tethered,” I really enjoyed it, and it gave me a lot to think about afterwards. The performances of the four primaries were amazing and impressive. The previous weekend I saw Captain Marvel, which was also quite good, but less inclined to cause a great deal of post-movie reflection. I loved the interplay between Brie Larson and Samuel L. Jackson. I also saw Velvet Buzzsaw on Netflix a while back, and that movie is totally bonkers but a boatload of fun.

I’ve been watching a lot of foreign crime series on Netflix and elsewhere of late. Two Finnish series (Deadwind and season 2 of Bordertown) and season 2 of the Flemmish series La Trêve (The Break). Bordertown features a quirky cop and The Break features one who thinks he’s talking to dead people. I zoomed through Russian Doll on Netflix and Homecoming on Amazon Prime. There is definitely a place in the world for 30-minute suspense series, in addition to 30-minute comedies, of which After Life and The Kominsky Method are decent examples. Tin Star on Amazon is a good follow-up to Banshee for over-the-top violent rural-ish crime series, this one starring Tim Roth. My latest discovery is Babylon Berlin, a German crime series set in Berlin in 1929. It’s gorgeous, lavish, decadent and intriguing, and I can’t wait to see where it takes me next. The main character has PTSD from World War I, and he self-medicates with vials of morphine as he works for the vice squad in Berlin at a time when all sorts of political and philosophical forces are struggling for power and recognition.

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The people next door (to the people next door)

On my way home from work last night, I noticed a sheriff’s marked unit parked in a cul de sac up the street. Not at anyone’s house, just parked, facing out, as if they were watching something. Since participating in the Citizen’s Police Academy last fall, I’ve been increasingly aware of our local police departments! I mentioned the car to my wife when I got to the house, but thought nothing more of it. Figured maybe the deputy was just taking advantage of a quiet, safe spot to do some paperwork.

A couple of hours later, my wife and I decided to take a walk around the block, something we do fairly frequently. We’d barely made it out of the driveway when we heard cars approaching from behind, moving quite fast. Powerful engines, by the sound. The vehicles swooped past us, fairly close, and then pulled to the side of the road between the neighbors’ house two doors down and our place. A couple of them were marked patrol cars, but the others were nondescript vehicles. A total of seven or eight converged. They didn’t park haphazardly, but instead lined the side of the road.

Another vehicle appeared from the side street (also a dead end) across the from us, as if he’d been waiting for a signal. Most of the people who emerged from the vehicles were dressed in suits or plainclothes. One fellow had a document in his hands, like maybe a warrant. None of them had weapons drawn, nor were they wearing protective gear. A couple of them had HSI on their jackets—Homeland Security.

A dozen law enforcement officers, if not more, approached and entered the house two doors down from us. Given the shootings during a police raid in Houston earlier this week, we decided it would be prudent to skip the walk. They stayed for at least an hour.

We hung out in the driveway like nosy neighbors for a few minutes. One funny thing happened: an officer returned to a vehicle parked pretty much in front of our house, the second-to-last in the queue. He pushed buttons on his key fob, but couldn’t get the trunk open. I heard the trunk pop open on the car beside me, the last in line. “Guess it helps if I’m at the right one,” he said, before retrieving something from the trunk. “It’s not my car.”

We know the family that lives there to say hello and exchange a few pleasantries, but not much more than that. Hard to imagine what Homeland Security would want with them. We came up with all sorts of theories about what might have been going on, but the fact that they didn’t go in with guns a-blazing squelched most of our suppositions. The fact that there were so many officers, though, was intriguing. I suspect the cop I saw on the way home was keeping tabs on someone at the house, maybe waiting for one of the residents to return home. Maybe they were waiting for a warrant to arrive. Who knows? Maybe we’ll never find out what happened.

A little excitement in the neighborhood. Funny thing is, because they all arrived with no lights or sirens, if we hadn’t decided to go out for a walk we mightn’t have noticed anything was amiss.

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Around the world in 30 days

By my estimate, I traveled far enough to circumnavigate the globe and then some since my last post. At the end of December, my wife and I flew to Okinawa to visit with family for a week, about 7500 miles each way.

That was an adventure in many ways! We flew via Taipei on EVA, a Taiwanese airline. The fare was about half of what it would have cost to go via Tokyo, and EVA, although not many people have heard of it, is a nice and highly regarded airline. Our main issue was layovers. On the way there, we had less than an hour to make our connecting flight to Naha in Okinawa, and on the way back we had a twelve-hour layover!

Of course, our flight was twenty or thirty minutes late leaving Houston, so that really put the squeeze on in Taipei. We got to the gate and started deplaning only a few minutes before our schedule departure time. We didn’t think there’d be another flight that day, so we were stressed, to put it mildly.

However, when we got to the end of the jetway, there was a nice EVA employee there pulling aside the four or five of us who were supposed to be on the Okinawa flight. The fact that he had a laminated sign with the flight number and destination told us that this was a regular occurrence, and one of our fellow travelers confirmed that he’d done this a few months earlier when his plane was over an hour late and they held the flight for him.

We dashed through the airport, went through secondary security in a jetlagged fog, and ran to our gate, where we boarded a bus that took us to the Okinawa plane. Mission accomplished, and we were grateful to EVA for the extra measures they took to keep us from losing a day of vacation with family.

We rented a car in Okinawa. My wife was the only one with an international driver’s license, a prerequisite for renting a car there, so she drove (on the other side of the road) and I navigated. Google maps was another helping hand–not sure we could have survived without it.

The hotel we stayed in was on the beach and our room faced the East China Sea, so that was nice. We stayed for eight days and we’re pretty sure we were the only westerners in the hotel. The other guests were all either Japanese or Chinese tourists. There was a Radisson up the road that was probably the preferred destination for American tourists, but we quite liked being in the minority for a change.

We saw two local demonstrations at the hotel. First we saw them making mochi, which is a pounded rice paste. They are quite enthusiastic (and loud) about the way they slam the wooden poles into the big vats of rice, and the kids who lined up to take part seemed to enjoy it. On our last night, we got back in time to see the Okinawan drum demonstration, which was also fun.

Mostly, though, we visited with our daughter, son-in-law and 2-1/2 year old granddaughter, who was endlessly entertaining. We ate out a few times and made meals at home the rest of the time. There was a New Years Eve party for 2- and 3-year-olds on the afternoon of the 31st, though none of us stayed up to usher in the new year in at midnight. Instead, we celebrated the following day when it was midnight in Houston, at a respectable 3 pm in Japan!

The only down side to the trip was that both my wife and I came down with bad colds and/or flu. My wife bore the brunt of it, and it took her a while to bounce back after we returned to Houston. The twelve hour layover in Taipei wasn’t as much fun as it sounds, either. We had scheduled to take the free four-hour tour the airport offers, but we were miserable enough that we decided to give that a miss. The ensuing jetlag made things worse. We had half-heartedly toyed with the idea of trying out this “dry January” concept this year, and we ended up doing it, mostly because we wanted to get better and not do anything that might cause a setback. We’re looking forward to having our first glass of wine in a month with dinner on Friday!

Two weeks to the day after I got back, I had to return to Japan on business, another 6500 miles each way, for a grand total of about 28,000 miles. This was a briefer trip — I left on Monday and got back on Saturday — and it was in Tokyo this time. Mostly in the Shinjuku, Sendagai, Roppongi area, although there was one trip to the west side, to Haijima, which is where I normally go on these trips.

I had three hectic days of meetings and presentations, plus some late nights eating out with coworkers. It was fairly cold when I was there, in the thirties and forties mostly. After I boarded the plane on Saturday afternoon, I saw precipitation outside the window. Rain, I thought at first, but it was actually snow flurries, and the snow was wet so it built up on the plane fast. Which meant they had to de-ice the wings, which meant an hour delay in departing.

I did something right on this trip, though. I slept a few hours early in the return journey, off and on, in one-hour bursts. Arriving in Houston in the late afternoon, I soldiered through the rest of the day and my jetlag has been minimal. I’ve been sleeping when I should be and awake when I should, too. I wish I knew a reproducible formula for that!

During the first trip, I watched several movies. On the outbound flight I saw Antman and the Wasp and Searching. While in Okinawa, we watched My Neighbor Tortoro with our granddaughter, and on the return flight I watched Bad Night at the El Royale and Life Itself. After we got back, I finally got around to Bird Box.

I watched the final four episodes of the Netflix series You on the way to Tokyo last week and the first two episodes of Star Trek: Discovery on the way back. (It’s available on Netflix outside of the US, so I was able to download it to my iPad.) Since getting back, I’ve watched the first four episodes of the new season of True Detective. I really hope they stick the landing on this one, as I’m enjoying it so far. The pacing is leisurely and they’re holding their cards close to the vest, but I like it.

I have a new book project in the early stages of development, so most of my reading has been research for that. I won’t be able to say more about it for some time, as it’s still in the hypothetical stage, but it’s going to be a lot of fun if it works out.

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Movies of 2018 (and well before)

According to my tally (you can see the whole list here), I saw 58 feature-length movies this year. Many of them are current–to within the last year or two–but others date back decades, with the earliest being the 1943 vampire film Dead Men Walk. One big chunk of my film watching consisted of Marvel movies that I had missed as preparation for Infinity War.

I plan to watch a couple of additional movies before the year rings out (possibly Bird Box, and Roma), but this will be my last blog post before 2019 arrives, so I’ll limit myself to what I’ve actually seen as of today.

One movie we enjoyed recently but which won’t quite make my top ten list is The Christmas Chronicles, starring Kurt Russell as Santa. It was a thoroughly nice little movie, with a good story and strong performances, especially by the little girl.

Without further ado, here are my top ten movies seen in 2018 (in no particular order). Catch y’all in the new year!

  • The Post
  • Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri
  • Black Panther
  • A Quiet Place
  • The Shape of Water
  • Tully
  • BlackkKlansman
  • Annihilation
  • Bohemian Rhapsody
  • The Favourite
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Television 2018

Publishers Weekly, the premiere trade magazine for the publishing industry, reviewed over 8000 books this year. Today they released their list of the top ten most-read reviews of the year and, guess what? Flight or Fright appears in the #5 position. More people read the review than reviews of books by Michael Ondaatje or Reese Witherspoon! I think that’s pretty cool.

I binged through quite a number of television series this year. My Flight or Fright co-editor and I are always exchanging recommendations. The full list can be found here. I say “full,” but it doesn’t include network shows I watch year-to-year, like Survivor or NCIS, and there’s only one network show on my top ten list.

This past week, I finished season 3 of Travelers, a cool science fiction series on Netflix that has a mostly Canadian cast, including Eric McCormack from Will and Grace. It’s about people from our dismal future who have come back in time to try to fix all the things that went wrong to create their dystopia. After three seasons of making changes without success, the group decides to take a radical approach, which will only pay off if there’s a season 4, which I hope there will be. There’s one guy named David, a social worker from the present, is one of the most terrific characters I’ve encountered recently. He’ll break your heart and make you laugh at the same time.

We also finished the sixth season of The Ranch (really? Six seasons already? According to some tabulations, this was the second half of season three, but still), which isn’t my favorite show but my wife likes it. I find the humor somewhat broad and the laugh track overbearing, but Debra Winger is good in it. The way they wrote out Rooster was really clumsy and we were glad when they got beyond the third episode and they put that mostly to rest.

Here is my top ten list of series I watched last year, in no particular order. It was hard to whittle the list down — there’s been a lot of good stuff on Netflix and Amazon Prime in particular.

  • Travelers
  • The Good Place
  • The Deuce
  • Star Trek Discovery
  • Bosch
  • Castle Rock
  • Jessica Jones
  • The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
  • Ozark
  • The Haunting of Hill House
  • Little Drummer Girl

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Reading and writing 2018

The four-day weekend is over and I’m back to the “real world” for the next few days. We cooked a lot of great meals (our first attempt at beignets worked out well, although we discovered they don’t reheat very well), drank some wine, listened to non-stop Christmas music, worked on a jigsaw puzzle, and relaxed.

On Christmas Eve, I received my contributor copy of the SST Publications edition of Shining in the Darkthe anthology containing my short story “Aeliana.” This is one of two very-well-published stories from 2018. Although I haven’t seen every edition yet–and some won’t be out until 2019–the anthology has been published in English (US & UK editions), Bulgarian, Italian, Czech, German, Swedish, Serbian and will appear in audio next year as well.

The other “well-published” story, of course, is “Zombies on a Plane,” which appeared in Flight or Fright, the anthology I co-edited with Stephen King. The story–and the anthology–has also been published in English (US &UK editions), on audio, and a dozen translations are in the works.

My only other short story to appear in 2018 was “Ray and the Martian” in Fantastic Tales of Terror from Crystal Lake Publishing. Several stories were slated to appear this year, but it looks like they’ve all been pushed into 2019, which is fine. There’s no rush. Things happen when they happen. Earlier this week, I received am acceptance for a story that will appear in a 2020 anthology. The funny thing about this particular story is that I wrote it in 2003. According to my records, I only submitted it twice, both times in 2003 and never again thereafter until I decided to give it a look as a candidate for the anthology. Turns out, I liked it quite a bit. Gave it an update and tweaked it a little, and now it will be published nearly two decades later. That’s cool.

In addition to fiction, I had my usual run of non-fiction pieces come out in 2018. The coolest was “The Dead Zone,” written for the Poetry Foundation. I received a lot of feedback for that one. I contributed an essay to
Stephen King American Master and another to It’s Alive: Bringing Your Nightmares to Life. Several articles and reviews at News from the Dead Zone, too. I’m hoping we’ll get Stephen King Revisited up and running again in 2019. Right Rich?

On the reading front, I averaged nearly a book a week throughout the year. The final tally was 48 books begun in 2018, although I’m still reading four of them. You can find the complete list here. In no particular order, here are the top ten:

  • How It Happened by Michael Koryta
  • The Outsider by Stephen King
  • I’ll Be Gone in the Dark: One Woman’s Obsessive Search for the Golden State Killer by Michelle McNamara
  • Warlight by Michael Ondaatje
  • Give Me Your Hand by Megan Abbott
  • Bonfire by Krysten Ritter
  • The Man Who Came Uptown by George Pelecanos
  • Transcription by Kate Atkinson
  • In a House of Lies by Ian Rankin
  • Becoming by Michelle Obama
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Blue Elves

I’ve been lax about updating this blog lately. Terribly busy on many fronts, as I’m sure many people are. I finished my fifteen-week stint with the Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office Citizen’s Police Academy in early December, which has provided me with plenty of interesting insight to use in future writing projects.

My wife and I participated in the Blue Elves program run by the MCSO and the CPA alumni. The organizers reach out to guidance counselors at local area schools to identify underprivileged youth who might not get much for Christmas. They then seek the parents’ approval to add them to the program and then they are queried about what they might like to receive. Last year the Blue Elves provided gifts to some 700 kids. This year, they doubled the number. Our part in the project was helping to wrap gifts. A defunct furniture warehouse was provided for this project. We showed up at 6 pm one Thursday evening to find dozens of other elves wrapping everything you can image. I opted for rectangular objects, whereas my wife took on some of the more challenging items, like footballs and soccer balls! We wrapped for nearly three hours. All for a terrific cause.

As the year draws to an end, it’s time for everyone’s favorite: best-of lists! In subsequent posts I’ll tackle books, films and TV series, and my year in writing. Today I’ll tackle new music I listened to during 2018. My wife and I saw two terrific concerts: Jeff Lynne’s ELO and The Alan Parsons Live Project.

I don’t buy a ton of new music. I seem to be stuck in the 70s and 80s for the most part. These are my favorite “new” albums I acquired in 2018:

  • Kaleidoscope Heart – Sara Bareilles
  • Brave Enough: Live – Sara Bareilles
  • Hymn – Sarah Brightman
  • Egypt Station – Paul McCartney
  • Let Me Fly – Mike + The Mechanics
  • Platinum 1, 2, 3 – Deep Purple
  • Mascara & Monsters – Alice Cooper
  • S&M – Metallica
  • Codex VI – Shpongle
  • Out of Silence – Neil Finn

I was familiar with Sara Bareilles from her “King of Everything” hit single, but after I heard her live performance of “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road,” I decided to pick up a couple of her albums. She has a terrific voice and writes savvy songs.

Before going to KillerCon this fall, I decided I should broaden my exposure to heavy metal music. I delved into Black Sabbath, Uriah Heep, Deep Purple, Metallica and listened to nothing but as I drove to Austin and back. I added Alice Cooper to the mix, only to discover that he’s more of a pop singer than metal. Very good, though. My wife went to see him in concert this year with a friend, but I didn’t get to go.

In 2019, I’m hoping that Dissonant Harmonies, the music-inspired project that Brian Keene and I have been working on for a decade, sees the light of day. I’ll have more to say about music in the introduction to that volume.

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I think they’re going to play my ring tone

As long as I’ve had a cell phone that allows you to customize the ring tone, I’ve used “Sirius” by Alan Parsons. You know the one, the lead in to “Eye in the Sky” made famous by the Chicago Bulls for the lineup introduction at home games.

Last night we got to see the Alan Parsons Live Project in concert at the Stafford Center, 22 years after we saw the original Project live. The venue is a long way from us, on the southwest side of the city, and it was raining very hard, so it took us well over an hour to get there. That didn’t leave us with much time to eat before the show, so we went to Whataburger, the first time I’ve been to that famous Texas institution. It was o-kay.

I bought the tickets for the show long enough ago that I didn’t remember where our seats were, so we were pleasantly surprised to be ushered to the fourth row from the orchestra pit. The venue was really nice, a small arts theater probably more used to symphonic music or stage plays. Reminded me a bit of the Rebecca Cohn Arts Center at my alma mater, Dalhousie University, which is where I first discovered Alan Parsons’ music thanks to my next door neighbor, Rob Levings, during freshman year in residence.

The show started only a few minutes after the designated time, 7:30, and there was no opening act. The band consisted of a drummer who probably burned 5000 calories during the show (no joking, the guy was a maniac), a keyboard player, a percussionist/saxophone and recorder playing vocalist, a bass player, two guitar players, a lead singer and Mr. Parsons himself, who played keyboards, strummed guitars and sang lead on a couple of songs (including “Don’t Answer Me” and “Eye in the Sky”). The sound engineer served double duty by emerging in the audience (behind us) during one song to play the violin.

We were pretty much the average demographic. There weren’t many people much younger than us, although there were quite a few who were older. A lot of people around us were Alan Parsons experts. A couple behind us was related to the lead singer (P.J. Olson).

They performed all the hits fans would recognize and, to our delight, they played the entire I Robot album straight through. At first, I wondered at the wisdom of this, as there are some challenging, experimental  songs (notably the final “Genesis Ch.1 V.32”), but it was awesome. For the song “Breakdown,” which features a huge choir in the background, the audience became the choir. We were coached in our two lines and belted them out with gusto:

Freedom, freedom, we will not obey
Freedom, freedom, take the wall away

Sounds like an anthem for today, doesn’t it? After a beautiful rendition of “Don’t Let it Show,” Parsons said, “This is place where you used to have to get up and turn the record over. Now we’ll play Side 2.”

I’ve heard a lot of Alan Parsons concerts before, but this is the first one I know of where the band got to do solos, showcasing their impressive skills. This is also the first concert I can think of where I was close enough to the stage to hear the drummer live rather than through the sound system. He was amazing. At least twice I saw shards of his drumsticks go flying over his shoulder.

Before the song “Limelight,” Parsons paid tribute to his former colleague, the late Eric Woolfson, saying that the song reflected Woolfson’s thoughts about being and not being in the limelight. He had us turn on the lights on our phones during the chorus (which I captured in the slideshow below). He also admonished people to not take video of the concert. Photographs were okay. Not only did recording video violate their copyright, he said, the songs will sound crappy, which to a sound engineer is probably the greater offence.

They played for a solid two hours without intermission. With a revolving group of singers, it’s probably easier for them to do that, although I feared for the drummer, who was casting off sweat at an amazing rate. After a brief gap for an encore demand, they came back to play “The System of Doctor Tarr and Professor Feather” and a rousing version of “Games People Play” to wrap up the night. It was a fantastic show. Here are a few highlights:

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Shoot / don’t shoot

Photo credit: Lauren Grandinetti

An interesting weekend. For one thing, I received two short story acceptances within about an hour of each other. That’s always nice. One of the stories is about ten years old and has been out the door over a dozen times. Finally, it sold to a pro-paying market, so the moral of the story is: stick with it!

The second story has a slightly shorter lifespan, but it was written four or five years ago. It didn’t get submitted as frequently because there weren’t many markets where it would fit, but I finally found the perfect one. The other unusual aspect about this submission is that I sent it in to the market a little over a year ago, and then forgot about it. When I was revisiting my submission log a few weeks ago, I decided to query the market, only to discover that they had no record of ever having received it. So I sent it in again and had my positive response within a couple of weeks.

All very cool.

I spent most of Saturday role-playing at the Montgomery County Sheriff Office Citizen’s Police Academy. We were given a number of scenarios that were fairly common in the life of a police officer, and we had to be the cops and decide how to handle them. To add realism to the situations, we were given “air soft” guns that are virtually identical to real Glocks and other hand guns. They have CO2 cartridges in the magazine area and fire pellets hard enough to raise bruises. (Yes, we wore eye protection.) To get us comfortable with the guns, the first thing the deputy running the event did was ask for a volunteer to shoot him. I stepped up.

I think I’m the only person in the class who does not own a firearm and has rarely shot one. The last time I fired a gun was when I attended the Houston Police Department’s Civilian Police Academy a number of years ago. They took us to the firing range one evening and we got to shoot a clip at a target. I did surprisingly well that time. I still have the target, with a decent narrow spread. This time I took aim at the officer’s chest from about 10 feet away…and shot him in the arm!

The first batch of scenarios were domestic violence calls, which are among the most dangerous and unpredictable situations in which police officers find themselves. Very often, we were stumped at how to proceed once things went in a difficult direction. In the afternoon, we acted out “routine” traffic stops, most of which were anything but. Armed suspects, people who decide to flee, people who act unpredictably. It was fun, but it was also enlightening. Here are a few photos from the weekend and earlier sessions we had with the Crime Scene Investigators (where we saw some real-life lifted fingerprints that look nothing like what you see on TV) and the bus that took us off to tour the jail.

 

On Saturday evening, we saw Patton Oswalt (pictured above) “in concert.” The opening comedian didn’t get a formal introduction, and he only called himself Richard, so I have no idea who he was. My favorite part of Oswalt’s show is when he turns his attention to the people in the front row. He usually picks three, and the final one was pure comedy gold, a professional wedding singer that he got a lot of mileage out of. I guess I’ve been to a stand-up show before (my wife says we saw one back in the 90s), but I don’t recall it at all. This one was quite memorable. In the picture above, he suddenly noticed the strange backdrop on the stage and invited people in the audience to take a picture and tweet them at him.

Last night we watched “Rosa,” the latest episode of Doctor Who. We were greatly impressed by it. Although there was an alien entity acting as the bad guy, the worst villains in the episode were human.

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