By the Book

I rarely write short stories the way I wrote my most recent. Usually I dither over them for ages before I’m ready to start. In fact, I was in mid-dither over a different story when this one popped into my head. Not quite fully formed, but formed enough for me to write three quarters of it a couple of days ago and the rest of it yesterday morning.

It was for a themed anthology that I’d been aware for months, but I couldn’t come up with anything for it. It’s such a specific theme that if the story isn’t accepted, there’s no possibility that it will ever be publishable anywhere else. So, in that eventuality, maybe I’ll post it here.

The inspiration for the story arose when my wife and I were watching the final game of the NHL playoffs the other night. Although I truly enjoy watching hockey games, I rarely see one. I caught the tail-end of a few games early in the playoffs, but I decided to watch this game seven, thinking it would be exciting, and it was. During the game, there was a commercial–Geico, I think–featuring a team whose goalie was a sea lion. Dumb idea, but it struck a chord. Before I went to bed that night, I scribbled about a dozen bullet points that arose from that idea and by the next morning I had the story well in hand. Yesterday morning, I woke up every 30 minutes or so with my mind refusing to stop working on the rest of the story, and when I got up I was able to finish it.

It’s quite short, 2100 words, so I was able to edit, revise and proof it a number of times in a single sitting before submitting it this morning, right on the deadline.

Last Saturday afternoon, I was hosted by the Houston mystery bookstore Murder by the Book for a signing to celebrate the trade paperback release of Flight or Fright from Scribner.

I probably signed thirty or so books, including stock for the store. I had a good time talking with the small but avid audience and fielding their questions and comments afterward. I also read a few pages of “Zombies on a Plane.”

We had dinner downtown afterward and then went home to finish watching Chernobyl. In retrospect–and especially after watching this series–I find it astonishing that I voluntarily spent a week in East Germany only a few months after this disaster, which had people in West Germany keeping their kids indoors after the meltdown was revealed. Although it is an engaging and extremely well done series, it contains a lot of fiction and scientific misinformation. For example, the firemen who were exposed to radiation while trying to dowse the fire would not have been radioactive themselves after they removed their gear and were washed down. Radiation isn’t contagious. In fact, the fireman had more to fear from being close to his wife than vice-versa. He would be severely immune compromised and she could have given him something that shortened his life.

I remember a number of years ago when one of my coworkers thought she might have stuck her hand in front of the X-ray beam from one of our scientific instruments. When she went to the ER, they treated her like she might have been radioactive instead of suffering from a potential burn from ionizing radiation.

I’ve never been much of a Bob Dylan fan. I respect the songs that he wrote (although I hope to never hear “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door” again so long as I live), but I don’t care for his voice and many of his songs sound repetitive to me in tone and rhythm. In part, I attribute my dislike of his music from the fact that my introduction to him was “Gotta Serve Somebody” in 1979, at a time when my musical horizons were expanding…exploding, really…after I went to university. I hated that song with a passion (although this live version from the Grammy awards is actually pretty good).

I heard some discussion on Twitter this week about Rolling Thunder Revue, the new Netflix “documentary” about Dylan’s infamous, financially disastrous tour from 1975-76. What’s really strange about this movie is how much fictional material has been included in it, and there’s no way to tell what’s real and what isn’t. All that Sharon Stone stuff is made up, as is the fictional filmmaker Stefan Van Dorp and supposed congressman Jack Tanner. I came away from the movie feeling like I didn’t know much more about Dylan than I did before I watched it. Inscrutable would be a good word to describe him.

We also watched Now More Than Ever, the history of the band Chicago. Although I have at least fifteen of their albums, I didn’t know much about them and couldn’t have named anyone in the group beyond Peter Cetera. This rock-doc went back to the beginning and took them all the way through their induction in the Rock and Roll hall of fame. Cetera declined to be interviewed for the documentary, so it only presents one side of the story, and it really glossed over some things I would have been interested to see: how the horn sections worked in the recording studio for example. The creative process. Still, it was interesting and, unlike with the Dylan pic, I feel like I learned a lot about them in two hours.

Subsequently, I listened to their Carnegie Hall live album, where they debuted “A Song for Richard and his Friends” in which they beseech Nixon to resign. In 1971!

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Back to the howlin’ old owl in the woods

Yesterday was my birthday. My wife like to tell people I’m 85 and dyslexic. We had a very nice day. Went to see Rocketman at a very early show, upgraded my cell phone, had dinner, watched a couple of episodes of Good Omens, talked to family on the phone. Clicked ‘like’ on several hundred well-wishing posts on Facebook!

We’re due to get a mini-monsoon midweek from the first tropical disturbance of the 2019 hurricane season. It should all be well past us by the weekend, which is good, since we are going into Houston for my Saturday afternoon signing at Murder by the Book.

As I mentioned last week, I wrote an essay for Steve Spignesi’s book Elton John: Fifty Years On: The Complete Guide to the Musical Genius of Elton John and Bernie Taupin, which will be out around the same time as Elton’s autobiography, Me. It’s called “This Essay Has No Title” in tribute to a cool song from Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. I got on board the EJ train in the mid-70s, and have been a fan ever since. Saw him in concert for the first time in 1984 at Wembley Stadium and several time since, including on his Face-to-Face tour with Billy Joel and a couple of his solo performances with percussionist Ray Cooper.

Rocketman is an interesting re-conceptualization of Elton John’s life from the first time he sat down at a piano until he entered rehab in the late 1980s. Songs from his library (including a few deep cuts like “Rock and Roll Madonna” and “Amoreena”) are used throughout the film and often well out of sequence (A 2001 track illuminates a scene when the future rock star is still Reg Dwight in short pants). There are elements of fantasy (people floating in the air while listening to him perform) and familiar stories are re-imagined. And yet, all the touch points are there, including meeting and marrying recording engineer Renate Blauel. His “suicide attempt” becomes a swimming pool dive where he meets his younger self at the bottom performing “Rocket Man.” The film’s core is a rehab session where an in-costume Elton recounts all the reasons why he’s here. We really enjoyed it–good tunes, most of them sung by Taron Egerton (whose name always makes me think of a character from Game of Thrones). If someone isn’t already at work turning this into a Broadway play, they’re missing out on a great opportunity.

We’re four episodes into Good Omens, the six-part series based on the novel of the same name by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. An angel (Michael Sheen) and a demon (David Tennant) become uneasy allies over the course of human history and are forced to work together to ward off Armageddon. It’s high camp, with a very definite Douglas Adams sensibility, and the two leads are hilarious. It’s like eternity’s greatest bromance. A fine supporting cast, too. You never know who is going to show up next, including John Hamm, Miranda Richardson, Michael McKean (with a Scottish brogue), Derek Jacobi, Mireille Enos and Benedict Cumberbatch, with the Frances McDormand playing the voice of God.

We also watched the Deadwood movie on Saturday evening. It was great to see the old gang back together a decade later, and to see old grievances bubble to the surface again. The dialog was even more Shakespearean than ever. Huge blocks of words that must have driven the actors to drink. My favorite moment involved Seth Bullock, late in the movie, when he almost stands aside to let something chaotic happen. Then he sees his wife watching him and his strong sense of conscience returns to him. And, of course, Al Swearingen got in the last punchy words. Rolling Stone has a great (and spoiler-filled) review of it.

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May Wrap-up

One week from tomorrow, June 8, I’ll be signing Flight or Fright at Murder by the Book in Houston at 4:30 pm. The store’s event page is here and the Facebook event is here. Our anthology of turbulent tales comes out in trade paperback from Scribner (US) and Hodder & Stoughton (UK) on Tuesday, June 4. Of course, I’ll be happy to sign anything at the event, and I’ll be talking for a bit about how the project came about. We’re up to 13 translations now, with the recent addition of a Chinese edition.

Today is the last day to order Brian Freeman’s new LetterPress Publications’  Deluxe Special Edition of Revival. I wrote a “Historical Context” essay for the book, called “A Nasty, Dark Piece of Work.”

Last weekend, we watched a batch of movies. On Friday, we saw The Professor and the Madman, with Mel Gibson (not as the Madman) and Sean Penn (as the Madman). It’s based on the real-life story of a professor who tackles the huge challenge of compiling the first ever dictionary of English. He sends out a call-to-action to readers across the nation to read everything that’s ever been published and annotate all of the vocabulary. However, the project founders under its own weight until an inmate at a mental institution volunteers to contribute. After all, he has nothing but time on his hands and is a voracious reader. He’s a Civil War survivor with PTSD who thinks he’s being pursued by a scar-faced man. In a moment of hysteria, he accidentally killed an innocent man, which is why he’s in the asylum. It’s an interesting movie about words and sanity. Equally interesting is the story around the film: the director took his name off the movie and he and Gibson sued to stop it from being released because they’d wanted to film more scenes and the studio stopped them.

Our daughter had seen Monster when it first came out. We saw Charlize Theron talking about her physical transformation for that role on an episode of Graham Norton, so we thought we’d check it out. Then we found the documentary Aileen: Life and Death of a Serial Killer, made by a British guy who clearly didn’t want Wuornos to be executed. It revealed a lot about her background, the things that led up to events at the start of Monster. It’s a gruesome story, but there is a lot of conflicting information. Wuornos herself changed her story a few times, so who knows what the truth of any of it is?

Then we watched On the Basis of Sex, starring Felicity Jones as Ruth Bader Ginsberg at the beginning of her legal career, when she joined up with the ACLU to take the case of a man whose tax deduction for providing care for his ailing mother was denied because the law was designed for women. She saw it as a test case for equal rights that had the advantage of demonstrating gender bias against a man.

Finally, we saw The Mule, the latest Clint Eastwood film, based on the true story of a 90-year-old man who became a drug mule for the Sinaloa cartel. The story didn’t go the way I had assumed it would from the trailer: I thought he was going to get caught much earlier and have to go undercover for the Feds. There’s a great scene in a diner between Eastwood and Bradley Cooper (DEA agent who is pursuing Eastwood but doesn’t know who he is). They have a conversation about work vs. family and Cooper’s character says, “It’s good to talk to someone like you.” Eastwood says, “Like me?” Cooper responds, “Yeah, someone older, who doesn’t have any filters any more.” Eastwood, as he gets up to leave says, “I’m not sure that I ever had any.” Given the movie’s focus on how bad a husband and father Eastwood’s character was, and his regrets about that, I found myself wondering how much of it was Eastwood expressing his own regrets.

I enjoyed the series White Dragon on Amazon Prime. It stars John Simm as a university lecturer who finds out that his wife, who spends a great deal of time in Hong Kong, has been killed there. He goes to Hong Kong and discovers she’s been keeping many secrets from him. They make maximum use of the setting: lots of great shots of Hong Kong from all angles. I’ve been there twice, both times over 25 years ago, but I enjoyed seeing all that great footage of a fascinating city-state. It’s a decent thriller, too. I always enjoy Simm.

This weekend, I hope to see Rocketman, the Elton John biopic. His first Greatest Hits album was the first non-K-tel record I ever purchased and I’ve been a fan of his music ever since. I’ve seen him in concert numerous times over the years, and I wrote an essay for Steve Spignesi’s book Elton John: Fifty Years On: The Complete Guide to the Musical Genius of Elton John and Bernie Taupin, which will be out around the same time as Elton’s autobiography, Me.

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Northern FanCon

I had a fascinating weekend attending Northern FanCon in Prince George, B.C. That’s about a 90 minute flight north of Vancouver, in the interior. A smallish mill town, where Dreamcatcher was filmed. I had to fly to Calgary and then to Vancouver before catching the final flight to PG, as they call it, so Friday was an early morning and a long day of travel. It felt so good to be back in Canada again, though, my first trip back to my native land in five years.

The first thing I did was visit a Tim Hortons in the Calgary airport. There’s something about the cadence and sound of the Canadian accent that blisses me out. I feel like I’m home. And I know people like to make fun of the Canadian predilection for apologizing, but I swear that if I had a nickle for ever time I heard someone say “sorry” this weekend, I’d be a wealthy man.

The third flight was on a small Bombardier Q400 turboprop. All the other aircraft on the runway dwarfed it. I saw a familiar person get on after just about everyone else was seated: Edward James Olmos from Battlestar Galactica and Miami Vice. Owing to a mixup with his route through customs in Vancouver, he ended up barely making this connection and his luggage didn’t, although it came in on the next flight.

One of the cool things about being an invited guest of a con like this is that I got the full star treatment. I had a driver (not a specific driver, and not exclusively mine, but any time I wanted to go somewhere, there was always someone to take me) and a liaison who made sure I was happy, and I got to hang out in the Green Room with the A-listers. In addition to Olmos, there was Lou Ferrigno (The Hulk), Alan Tudyk (Firefly) and Amy Acker (Angel), to name a few. The promoter, Norm Coyne, is a bundle of energy, always on the phone or the radio putting out fires, but always present, too.

I had a presentation on Saturday morning. At first I thought I was going to be talking to myself or one other person, but an audience gradually formed and I ended up talking to maybe twenty people in total. Seemed like it was well received. I skipped a few of the after-hours events (karaoke, for example). I watched some hockey games instead, and rediscovered the yummy goodness that is brown gravy on French fries.

My favorite workshop of the weekend was Marc Bernardin’s — he was one of the writers for Season 1 of Castle Rock. To show us how things go in a writers’ room, he had us “break” an episode of the “classic” TV series Knight Rider. He gave us the basic rules (four-act structure, certain beats that had to be met, the rules of the Knight Rider universe) and then we brainstormed a plot, which he mapped out on the white board, as below. It typically takes a week to break an episode, so obviously our process was accelerated and condensed.

It was a lot of fun but also instructive. A writers’ room is democratic, except the showrunner is the person who has the final say, so it’s like a benign dictatorship, too. Everyone throws out ideas and the good ones survive. I’ve always said I’d love to be a fly on the wall in a writers’ room some day, and this may be as close as I ever get. Here is how our episode turned out. When everything is in place, he said, Act 4 essentially writes itself as you solve all of the things set up in the first three acts, which is why it’s blank here.

I attended the VIP reception on Saturday evening, where we got to chat with the A-listers. Amy Acker, when she found out why I was there, said, “Oh, you probably know my neighbor,” who turned out to be Mick Garris (director of The Stand, etc.).

I spent a fair amount of time at my booth, talking to the occasional person who stopped by. There was a lot of cosplay, and I especially enjoyed seeing the tiny tots dressed up like some sci-fi or Marvel character, absolutely agog at everything going on around them.

I had lunch with James Douglas on Sunday. He directed the Dollar Baby “The Doctor’s Case,” which is a really good adaptation. They got Denise Crosby and William B. Davis to star in the wraparound section, and it was filmed in a wonderful castle-like mansion in Victoria, so the setting is spectacular. We’re discussing the possibility of adapting “Zombies on a Plane,” my story from Flight or Fright. James hosted a Dollar Baby Film Festival at Northern FanCon but unfortunately I was only able to squeeze in “The Doctor’s Case” due to scheduling conflicts.

Chris Dias wandered the show floor interviewing people and he cornered me for nearly ten minutes. It was completely unplanned, but I think it turned out pretty well.

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Although it’s a fairly small convention, I had a great time at Northern FanCon. Got to talk to some cool people and make some connections that someday may pan out into something. You never know about these things. I like to joke that if I’d been in the bathroom when Steve came up with the idea for Flight or Fright instead of sitting next to Rich Chizmar, someone else might have ended up as his co-editor! It’s all about being in the right place at the right time.

Yesterday was another travel day. I left PG at 9 am and got home last night at 10 pm. En route I wrote notes for a review of Ted Chiang’s fascinating story collection Exhalation and watched several episodes of the new Netflix dark comedy Dead to Me starring Cristina Applegate and Linda Cardellini. I spent the rest of the time avoiding spoilers for Game of Thrones because the hotel where I was staying didn’t have HBO!

This Saturday, I’ll be at Comicpalooza at the George R. Brown Convention Center in Houston. My only scheduled event is a panel called “World-Building for Short Stories, Novelettes and Novellas” at 10:30 am with moderator Tex Thompson and co-panelists Michelle Muenzler and Bonnie Jo Stufflebeam.

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An Epic Weekend

My wife’s away for a while, so I had a lot of free time on my hands this weekend. I got quite a bit of work done, especially yesterday, when I did another draft or two of a couple of short stories, wrote a book review and finished my presentation for Northern Fancon, which I’m attending next weekend. I’ll be checking in with the Dollar Baby Film festival at that event from time to time, but I have a Content Creator panel on Saturday morning at 10:30.

I checked the weather in Prince George this morning…brrr! When I looked at 6 am it was around freezing and it’s only a couple of degrees above that now, although it will get into the fifties later in the day. It’ll be at or below freezing at night when I’m there, and there’s the possibility of flurries. I sure hope they told the talent coming from Los Angeles what to expect!

On Friday evening I finished watching Season 5 of Bosch on Amazon. This one is based on Two Kinds of Truth, and although there are numerous differences from the source novel, the spirit of the book is captured very well. Unlike some crime drama series, this one has several different things going on at the same time, mostly unrelated, and they spend a significant amount of time setting up the events that will transpire in Season 6.

At noon on Saturday, after successfully dodging spoilers, I went to see Avengers: Endgame. The Ironman Triathalon was taking place near the movie theater, so I had to do some circumnavigating to get there. I hadn’t realized I’d signed up for a 3D showing. I tend to avoid those because, as a glasses-wearing person, the 3D glasses are an awkward addition, but it wasn’t bad and I appreciated the extra depth of field the 3D effect created. I’d put myself on a liquid-free diet for several hours before the movie, since the running time is 3 hours and there’s always half an hour of trailers beforehand. I’m not as conversant with the Marvel Cinematic Universe as many of my friends and colleagues, but I’ve watched at least half of the previous films and re-watched Infinity War on Thursday to prepare myself for this event movie. It was well done. Not as many deaths as I’d expected. The ending was like the curtain call from a long-running play as everyone who’s anyone is trotted out for a few onscreen seconds.

So far I’ve seen a grand total of about 10 minutes of the NHL playoffs. We saw the final 5 minutes of the penultimate game between Toronto and Boston last weekend and I saw the final 5 minutes of the Columbus/Islanders game yesterday. I need to track down more. I’d forgotten how much fun it is to watch a good hockey game.

One of the songs featured on Killing Eve this week was “Where Evil Grows” by the Poppy Family, a Canadian act from the 70s that consisted of Terry and Susan Jacks. Haven’t heard that song in many, many years. Terry Jacks was on the radio all the time when I was growing up with his “Seasons in the Sun” dirge. I wonder if Sandra Oh was the one who came up with that song for them. Aside: I saw Jodie Comer on Graham Norton this week and was amazed by her normal accent. She sounds like one of the Beatles.

My friend Linwood Barclay described this week’s episode of Game of Thrones as “World War Z meets Saving Private Ryan. The most ambitious ep of TV ever.” I couldn’t agree more. It was amazing from beginning to end. I found it interesting that the writers understood that prolonged battle sequences can get boring, so they found interesting ways to break them up and change the mood/tone. As with Endgame, there were fewer deaths of major characters than I expected, but there are still battles to come.

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Fun in the sun and under the full moon

That looks like the sun rising in the image above, but it’s actually the full moon climbing out from beneath the Gulf of Mexico. My wife and I spent a four-day weekend at a vacation rental in Surfside Beach, a place we’ve been to numerous times over the years. It’s a nice close getaway, less than a two-hour drive, but it feels like we’re in another world when we’re there. We don’t go completely off the grid, but we do minimize our time online, so it is quite relaxing.

We left on Thursday afternoon. We had torrential rain the morning, but that packed it in around noon and from that point on, we had nothing but sunshine. It wasn’t oppressively hot, in the seventies for the most part, so that was nice. Despite taking precautions, we did catch a bit of sun, mostly in the face. Nothing serious, but enough for people to take note of the fact that I’ve been in the sun. Of course, I tend to burn if I get too close to a 60W light bulb…

The rental house is right on the Gulf, behind a protective dune. It has a big deck where we sit and listen to the water crashing in and watch the people who are visiting the beach for the day. Unlike in most places, people are allowed to drive on the beach in Surfside, so the beach is lined with cars parked perpendicular to the waterfront. Every so often, vehicles get stuck in the sand, which is always a source of amusement for us watching.

As the sun moves across the sky, we scoot forward on the deck to keep on the edge of the roof’s shadow. Close enough to feel the warmth but out of the direct sunlight. You could almost set your watch from our position on the deck. It was the long walks on the beach that did us in, I think, even though I was wearing my Indiana Jones hat. Light reflected from the sand, probably.

The moon was quite full when we were there, too, which was nice and atmospheric. We had some great meals, drank some wine and some Surfside Tea (their version of Long Island Iced Tea) and read. I finished The Pandora Room by Christopher Golden, Lord of the Flies (first time I’ve read it since junior high) and Cold Paradise by Stuart Woods. I found the latter as a battered paperback on a bookshelf in the vacation home and it looked like a good beach read. It was–I zipped through the 400+ pages in a single day. I was rather bemused to find a passage early in this novel, first published in 2001, where the main character is being given a tour of Palm Beach, FL. “That’s Mar a Lago over there – the home of Marjorie Meriwether Post, now owned by the awful Donald Trump.” Yes, nearly 20 years ago, we knew. We knew.


Some stories take a long time to germinate. I’ve had this idea–only a title really–for nearly two years, and it finally turned into something. I’ve always been interested in hearing how Stephen King has, at times, worked on story ideas as he goes to sleep at night. Telling himself the story, a little more each night, until it either demonstrates it can work or fizzles. I remember him saying that about The Green Mile, and I recently read he did that as early as The Long Walk, the first novel he finished writing.

I do that every now and then, although I generally fall asleep quite quickly, so I don’t get far. But I decided it was time to take this story title idea out for a test drive. I got a little way with it, but it wasn’t until I actually put pen to paper that the story came to life. I wrote a couple of pages yesterday morning and a few more today and, in the process of telling myself the story, I discovered what it was really about. It is so cool when that happens. Things popped out from wherever details come from that I didn’t at all anticipate when I started writing it.

I enjoyed Black Summer on Netflix. It’s yet another zombie flick, but it does some interesting things with how the story is told and the direction is intriguing, too. A neat King cameo in one episode in a library (Rich Chizmar cameo, too). The episodes are of different lengths, dropping down to a mere 25 and 20 minutes for the last two. Yhere are instances of people doing dumb things to serve the plot, but on the whole I quite liked it. The last couple of minutes made my jaw hit the floor, but I have a theory about that.

I have my ticket to see Avengers: Endgame on Saturday. I just might watch Infinity War again in preparation for it. The following weekend, I’m off to Prince George, BC to attend Northern Fancon. It’ll be a quick trip, but I’m very much looking forward to it. I’m also booked into NECON and, for the first time, Bouchercon at the end of October, which is in Dallas, a mere three-hour drive away, which in Texas terms is as good as next door.

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Dungarvon

Nothing's Sacred Volume 5

Every region has its ghosts and crypto-creatures and legends. One of those I know from New Brunswick, the province where I grew up, is called the Dungarvon Whooper. The Dungarvon River is in the Miramichi region of the province and the “whooper” is a kind of siren or banshee. A number of years ago, I wrote a short story inspired by the legend (in its many variations) and that tale has finally found a home. “The Dungarvon Whooper” will appear in Volume 5 of Nothing’s Sacred magazine, which will be published in on May 10. The issue will also feature stories from Julia Benally, David Greske, Michael H. Hanson, S. C. Hayden, Sharon Jarvis, Donna J. W. Munro, and Jonathan Edward Ondrashek. In addition, this issue will feature the article “Nightmares in Plastic” from Kevin Hoover. Poetry highlights come from Cindy O’Quinn, Anton Cancre, Marge Simon, Deborah L. Davitt, and Michelle Muenzler.

I’ll be at Northern FanCon in Prince George, B.C. from May 3 to May 5th. The schedule hasn’t been posted yet, but I’ll be participating in a Dollar Baby film festival and giving a talk, at a minimum. Should be fun! My first trip to Canada in five years.

I’ve also completed my travel plans for Necon, which I missed out on last year. Thanks to my trips to Japan earlier this year, I had enough air miles to get me there and back again.

Two stories that have had a lot of mileage in the past year or so will see new incarnations in 2019. “Zombies on a Plane,” and the anthology that I co-edited with Stephen King in which it appears, Flight or Fright, will be released in trade paperback edition from Scribner on June 4. Then in October, my story “Aeliana” will re-emerge in the trade paperback edition of Shining in the Dark from Gallery Books. I have a number of other short stories “on deck,” as it were, but I don’t have definite dates for their appearances yet.

My review of Pet Sematary went up at News from the Dead Zone last Friday. The remake didn’t quite live up to my expectations, alas. We did enjoy the new Netflix film The Highwaymen about the former Texas Rangers who brought down Bonnie and Clyde, starring Kevin Costner and Woody Harrelson. We chased that with Unforgiven, which I haven’t seen since it came out. They make good companion pieces: the former gunslingers brought out of retirement for one last time.

I really enjoyed Babylon Berlin on Netflix, and look forward to that German series continuing in due course. Season 3 of Santa Clarita Diet was also hilarious and well written, although I have slight reservations about the final events of the last episode. I also watched Quicksand, a Swedish series about a teenage girl arrested for her part in a school shooting. As she goes through the interesting process of trial preparation (the Swedish system is quite different from ours), the story flashes back to see how she became involved with the main shooter. I was fascinated by how isolated Maja was in prison–she was allowed no visitors other than her lawyers and there were things her lawyer was legally prevented from telling her. The trial itself was more of a tribunal, and the way information was presented to the judge was interesting, too.

I’m currently reading The Department of Sensitive Crimes by Alexander McCall Smith to my wife and The Lady of the Lake by Laura Lippman to myself. The latter is billed as a historical novel, which I find amusing since it is set in the mid-1960s. There is a main story, but every time the protagonist meets someone new, there’s also a short chapter from that character’s point of view. Also, the ghost of a dead woman pops in on occasion to offer her opinion. For some reason, it makes me think of Canterbury Tales.

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False alarm

On Saturday evening, after supper, it was nice enough for us to take the rest of our wine and sit in the driveway while we enjoyed the spring-like weather. Yesterday morning it was 35° and we ran the fireplace last night. Hopefully for the last time this season. It’s back up to nearly 70 today and the daytime highs will be in the eighties again by the end of the week. The plants are so confused. To bloom or not to bloom?

Here’s my public service announcement for 2019: never pour dried potato flakes down your sink drain. We were preparing our grocery list on Sunday afternoon when we noticed we had a box of long-expired potato flakes. We don’t use them often, which explains the 2017 expiration date. I like to recycle what I can, so rather than just throw the box away, I decided to empty it in the sink and wash the contents down the drain through the in-sink garbage disposal.

It’s a double sink, and water soon started coming up and out of the drain in the second sink. That’s not good, I thought. I ran the garbage disposal more, but the water kept rising. Eventually I took the trap out of the drain and found it absolutely packed with potato flakes. Packed solid. What’s worse, the pipe extending from the trap into the wall was also stuffed full of the stuff.

It took us a while to find our plumbing snake, something I haven’t had to use in maybe 20 years, but we spent some time snaking out the drain. Every time we stuck it in, it came out with more of those packed potato flakes, which no longer looked at all appetizing because they had old drain goop all over them, too. We got the snake into the drain as far as it would go, and I actually felt like I broke through the last of the clog.

No joy in Mudville.

We tried Drano, baking soda and vinegar and liquid drain cleaner. No luck, and each time I had to drain increasingly noxious fluids out of the trap.

We poured boiling water down the sink and let it sit. (I looked up the problem on the internet and discovered I wasn’t the only person to ever make this huge mistake. I found a long thread of people suggesting fixes, including one wag who suggested adding the right proportions of milk, butter and water to prepare the finished product.)

Ultimately, we had to call a plumber the next day. He arrived with a Tool-man Tim Taylor-level snake (“more power!”) and ended up running it something like 50 feet through the drain to make sure it was clear. Fortunately the kitchen sink is at the far end of the house from the main water inlet and outlet, so none of the rest of our water-producing appliances were affected.

What’s life without a little adventure?

April is poetry month, so here’s a link to the essay I wrote about Stephen King’s relationship to poetry, which I wrote for the Poetry Foundation last year.

I finished Babylon Berlin on Netflix. What a great series, and I’m glad to hear there will be a new season coming in the fall. It has shades of Hitchcock (an assassination plan that’s right out of The Man Who Knew Too Much) and a train full of gold that’s the best McGuffin since the Maltese falcon. It’s set in 1929, during the Wiemar Republic in Germany when factions are trying to remilitarize in opposition to the Treaty of Versailles. Berlin is decadent and dangerous and lively. There’s a sequence in about episode 11 that would have made a great addition to Flight or Fright!

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Spring 2019

It’s been a while since my last blog post. Busy times, but normally busy. Nothing out of the ordinary. Writing, taxes, reading, etc. We’ve seen the temperature go up and down and up and down. The plants and animals must surely be confused. Our azalea bush (pictured above) is in full flower, and there’s enough oak pollen all over the place that every road looks like the yellow brick road.

One exciting (for me, at least!) development since last time is the fact that I have been invited to attend Northern FanCon in Prince George, BC at the beginning of May. They even released a nifty graphic to promote my appearance.

I’ve only been to British Columbia once before, and that was only for part of a day, so I’m looking forward to this trip, brief and all as it will be. I haven’t even been to Canada in a good many years, so I’m looking forward to getting back to the home and native land. Tim Hortons, look out!

Among the other special guests at the con: Alan Tudyk (Firefly), Edward James Olmos (Battlestar Galactica), and Amy Acker. Should be cool few days. I’ll report more once I know more.

I was also a guest on the 100th episode of the Stephen King Podcast a week or so ago discussing all the things related to King that we’ll be seeing in 2019.

Brian Keene has announced a couple of times in the past two weeks that he’s working on the final draft of the novella that will be part of our two-novella book, something we’ve been working on off and on for the past, oh, forever. We hope to have news for you about that project quite soon.

My first published short story, “Harming Obsession,” will appear in The Best of Cemetery Dance 2, an enormous compilation of fiction containing works from Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Richard Matheson, Peter Straub, Bentley Little, Michael Marshall Smith, Ray Garton, Jack Ketchum, Douglas Clegg, Poppy Z. Brite, Joe R. Lansdale, Nancy A. Collins, Peter Crowther, Norman Partridge, Ed Gorman, William F. Nolan, F. Paul Wilson, Kristine Kathryn Rusch, Simon Clark, Richard Christian Matheson, David J. Schow, Stewart O’Nan, Glen Hirshberg, Ramsey Campbell, and many more.

My story “The Dungarvon Whooper,” inspired by a New Brunswick legend, appears in Nothing’s Sacred Volume 5, April 2019, with a moody illustration from Francois Vaillancourt, who did the cover art for Flight or Fright.

My story “The Invisible Man” will appear in the anthology A Time for Violence, edited by Andy Rausch and Chris Roy for Near to the Knuckle Press. Other contributors include Richard Chizmar, Max Allan Collins, Stewart O’Nan, Tyson Blue, Steve Spignesi and Joe Lansdale, with an introduction by Stan Wiater. It launches on May 1.

We’re up to an even dozen translation of Flight or Fright in the works. Happy to hear that Joe Hill’s story “You Are Released” will appear in The Best Horror of the Year Volume Eleven and it has been nominated for a Bram Stoker Award. The trade paperback edition from Scribner will be available on June 4.

I’ve only had time to write one book review so far this year, this one for Machines Like Me by Ian McEwan, but I hope to be doing a few more shortly. I’m currently reading Inspection by Josh Malerman and just finished Uncommon Type, a collection of short stories (all of them featuring a typewriter at some point) by Tom Hanks. I quite enjoyed them.

We watched Mary Poppins Returns the other night, which was delightful. We especially liked Angela Lansbury’s cameo toward the end. I saw Us on the weekend. Other than the somewhat wonky explanation for the existence of the “tethered,” I really enjoyed it, and it gave me a lot to think about afterwards. The performances of the four primaries were amazing and impressive. The previous weekend I saw Captain Marvel, which was also quite good, but less inclined to cause a great deal of post-movie reflection. I loved the interplay between Brie Larson and Samuel L. Jackson. I also saw Velvet Buzzsaw on Netflix a while back, and that movie is totally bonkers but a boatload of fun.

I’ve been watching a lot of foreign crime series on Netflix and elsewhere of late. Two Finnish series (Deadwind and season 2 of Bordertown) and season 2 of the Flemmish series La Trêve (The Break). Bordertown features a quirky cop and The Break features one who thinks he’s talking to dead people. I zoomed through Russian Doll on Netflix and Homecoming on Amazon Prime. There is definitely a place in the world for 30-minute suspense series, in addition to 30-minute comedies, of which After Life and The Kominsky Method are decent examples. Tin Star on Amazon is a good follow-up to Banshee for over-the-top violent rural-ish crime series, this one starring Tim Roth. My latest discovery is Babylon Berlin, a German crime series set in Berlin in 1929. It’s gorgeous, lavish, decadent and intriguing, and I can’t wait to see where it takes me next. The main character has PTSD from World War I, and he self-medicates with vials of morphine as he works for the vice squad in Berlin at a time when all sorts of political and philosophical forces are struggling for power and recognition.

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The people next door (to the people next door)

On my way home from work last night, I noticed a sheriff’s marked unit parked in a cul de sac up the street. Not at anyone’s house, just parked, facing out, as if they were watching something. Since participating in the Citizen’s Police Academy last fall, I’ve been increasingly aware of our local police departments! I mentioned the car to my wife when I got to the house, but thought nothing more of it. Figured maybe the deputy was just taking advantage of a quiet, safe spot to do some paperwork.

A couple of hours later, my wife and I decided to take a walk around the block, something we do fairly frequently. We’d barely made it out of the driveway when we heard cars approaching from behind, moving quite fast. Powerful engines, by the sound. The vehicles swooped past us, fairly close, and then pulled to the side of the road between the neighbors’ house two doors down and our place. A couple of them were marked patrol cars, but the others were nondescript vehicles. A total of seven or eight converged. They didn’t park haphazardly, but instead lined the side of the road.

Another vehicle appeared from the side street (also a dead end) across the from us, as if he’d been waiting for a signal. Most of the people who emerged from the vehicles were dressed in suits or plainclothes. One fellow had a document in his hands, like maybe a warrant. None of them had weapons drawn, nor were they wearing protective gear. A couple of them had HSI on their jackets—Homeland Security.

A dozen law enforcement officers, if not more, approached and entered the house two doors down from us. Given the shootings during a police raid in Houston earlier this week, we decided it would be prudent to skip the walk. They stayed for at least an hour.

We hung out in the driveway like nosy neighbors for a few minutes. One funny thing happened: an officer returned to a vehicle parked pretty much in front of our house, the second-to-last in the queue. He pushed buttons on his key fob, but couldn’t get the trunk open. I heard the trunk pop open on the car beside me, the last in line. “Guess it helps if I’m at the right one,” he said, before retrieving something from the trunk. “It’s not my car.”

We know the family that lives there to say hello and exchange a few pleasantries, but not much more than that. Hard to imagine what Homeland Security would want with them. We came up with all sorts of theories about what might have been going on, but the fact that they didn’t go in with guns a-blazing squelched most of our suppositions. The fact that there were so many officers, though, was intriguing. I suspect the cop I saw on the way home was keeping tabs on someone at the house, maybe waiting for one of the residents to return home. Maybe they were waiting for a warrant to arrive. Who knows? Maybe we’ll never find out what happened.

A little excitement in the neighborhood. Funny thing is, because they all arrived with no lights or sirens, if we hadn’t decided to go out for a walk we mightn’t have noticed anything was amiss.

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