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Onyx reviews: Star Island by Carl
Hiaasen
Making fun of Cherry Pye (nee Cheryl Bunterman) is like shooting fish in a barrel. She's a
twenty-two year old, tone-deaf, dim-witted, nymphomaniac lip-syncing "pop
singer" who is famous for being famous and for a stunning number of trips to
rehab. When she's indisposed but needs to keep up a public profile, a look-alike
named Ann DeLusia takes her place at night clubs, wearing sunglasses to hide the
fact that her eyes are a different color than Cherry Pye's. Cherry doesn't
know Ann exists. She doesn't read, so she rarely sees articles covering events
she didn't attend, and when she does she simply assumes she was too smashed to
remember.
Paparazzo Bang Abbot, has made Cherry Pye his personal mission. The obese
Pulitzer Prize winning photographer (though there's reasonable suspicion that
the events that led to his award were staged) figures she's going to
self-destruct during her putative come-back tour for her new CD "Skantily Klad"
and, once she's dead, a photo-essay will be extremely valuable. It would mean
that Abbott no longer has to hide up trees, in bushes and outside nightclubs waiting for celebrities to show up. Abbott
has a posse of tipsters who exchange information for cash, but he's willing to
give that all up for his own fifteen minutes of fame...and fortune.
Star Island features a veritable circus of characters. Cherry Pye is just the
lead clown. Her latest bodyguard is a tall (but don't ask him if he played
basketball) former mortgage broker ex-con murderer named Chemo (from Hiaasen's
earlier novel, Skin Tight) with a waffle face from a freak electrolysis
treatment who lost his hand to a
barracuda, replacing it with a prosthetic equipped with a weed whacker. As a
pastime, he uses a cattle prod to encourage Cherry to improve her Valley Girl
vocabulary. There's a one-eyed former Florida governor named Skink (a
semi-regular in Hiaasen's novels) who disappeared while in
office and became a swamp-dwelling recluse and an environmental activist slash
eco-terrorist. There's a pair of fraternal twin publicists who underwent plastic surgery
to turn themselves into identical twins (and, in doing so, destroyed their
ability to display facial expressions). There's the feuding stage mom and dad (the
mother is oblivious to her daughter's flaws, the father simply chooses
to ignore them so long as the money keeps pouring in). A manager/promoter savvy enough to turn a talentless
moron into
a money machine. And the obligatory sleazy Florida real estate broker who
has duped a bevy of investors out of millions. To beef up the eccentric cast,
Hiaasen drops the names of celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, the Kardashians,
Meghan Fox and Fergie, giving them absurd things to do that are only mildly more
audacious than their real escapades.
In fact, there are so many quirky characters in South Beach that it's hard to find one for
readers to identify with. The most normal character is stand-in Ann
DeLusia, an aspiring actress who accepted the gig for a regular paycheck, but
she's not on-stage often enough to make a reliable reader avatar and, when she
is, she's often being asked to do something embarrassing (like getting a henna
tattoo of Axl Rose and a zebra on her neck to mimic the one Cherry Pye gets
while drunk). Of course, one
doesn't come to a Carl Hiaasen novel expecting normal people doing normal things, but
it would be helpful if there was some degree of normalcy to identify with
instead of wall-to-wall insanity.
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