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Onyx reviews: Swamp Story by Dave Barry
Reviewed by Bev Vincent, 12/26/2022
As a longtime resident of the Sunshine State, former Miami Herald
columnist Dave Barry has probably read every story under a "Florida
Man" headline. He may well have written some of them. In 2016 he wrote a
book in defense of Florida and the types of stories that have arisen from the
swamps and Everglade wetlands.
In Swamp Story, Barry assembles a group of unrelated characters who
personify the genre of "Florida Man" tales and other legends.
Naturally, most of these characters live in and around the swamps, finding
creative and generally illegal ways to keep themselves alive. Of course there
are people dealing (and using) a variety of illicit substances. Inevitably,
those selfsame dealers owe their suppliers impossible sums of money,
necessitating inventive get-rich-quick schemes.
The central storyline, insofar as the book has one, deals with several men
who conspire to create a viral sensation surrounding a legendary (in their
minds) cryptid called the Melon Man (misspelled "mellon" on the
t-shirts they make in anticipation of high demand for memorabilia) who migrated
from the Midwest and has now been spotted in the vicinity of the family bait
shop they are on the verge of losing to bill collectors. The scheme was
inspired, in part, by a viral YouTube video of a birthday party gone wrong when
the birthday girl accidentally struck a man wearing a Dora the Explorer papier-mâché
head with a golf club, hitting him in a part of the anatomy Dora would not
possess.
They convince the man to don the head again while a couple of wannabe reality
TV stars are filmed stumbling across the Melon Man. One man insists on taking
off his shirt to reveal his buff body and the other insists on injecting
awkward, self-serving references to their bait shop. To prepare for this
exciting adventure, they smoke a lot of dope and the star of the video ingests
unknown pharmaceuticals that "enhance" his performance. This alone
could be enough for many novelists, but does Barry stop there? No!
He adds in such diverse stories as an accidental discovery of legendary lost
Civil War gold worth millions, a swamp man on an airboat accompanied by a wild
boar and a python, an unethical lawyer, a politician with presidential
aspirations, criminals and gangsters of varying aptitude, a beautiful young
woman trapped in a dead-end relationship with a man who fathered her child and
misappropriated what little money she had, a journalist obsessed with climate
change. And alligators, of course. If it's Florida, there must be alligators.
The Everglades Melon Man videos go far beyond viral. Celebrities create
tiktoks using and parodying the brief, shaky, poorly produced clips that by all
reason should fool no one. People descend on the bait shop in droves, snapping
up whatever souvenirs they can get their hands on, taking selfies with the stars
of the video, and generally creating chaos that inadvertently complicates all
the other hilariously complicated things going on in the area at the same
time.
There is violence, some of it played for laughs but some of it of the lethal
variety. Mostly, though, it is a delightful, rollicking series of misadventures
lampooning social media, politicians and all things Florida, colliding in a
climax of improbability and hilarity.
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