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  • not_nadinenot_nadine
    FlakeNoirGNTLGNTKurbenHedda Gabler
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    Honestly I would get a treadmill but I just feel like hangers are much cheaper

    KurbenHedda Gabler
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    If drinking energy drinks causes short term memory loss.
    Just Imagine what drinking energy drinks would do.
    KurbenFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    It’s confusing that Ramses condoms are named after Ramses—a pharaoh who sired over 150 children.

    KurbenFlakeNoir
  • KurbenKurben
    GNTLGNT said:

    It’s confusing that Ramses condoms are named after Ramses—a pharaoh who sired over 150 children.

    Perhaps the implication is that you're wrapped up just as tight as a mummy...?
    GNTLGNTFlakeNoir
  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    Just one my ramblings of stuff I’ve already said. 

    Do you remember your first celebrity crush?

    My first real in-my-life crush was Edward. A huge dork. But, I knew it was true love when I was having trouble in the sandbox in kindergarten. I was trying to mold houses with very dry sand. Not being a rocket scientist or structural engineer, my continued efforts just weren’t panning out. So discouraging. 

    Into the picture stepped Edward. Seeing my problem from afar, assessing the situation, he went to the outside water fountain hooked to the school building and filled his mouth with water and came and spit on my sand. Over and over he brought me the water I needed to build. It really did take a village to raise my village. And while he was a dweeb, he was my dweeb. I can still see his pop-bottle, horn-rimmed glasses to this day. 

    My first celebrity crush was Bobby Sherman. Tiger Beat, Here Come the Brides, his albums. Sigh. Dreamy. My Barbie dated him, he was good to Skipper. He was it for me. 

    Bobby just died at 81 from cancer. Unfortunately, he ran out of time to find me. 
    But, in my mind, he will forever be that beautiful young boy who I am sure would’ve spit on my sand, just as Edward did, to build our home. 
    Next lifetime, Bobby. 

    Think of your first crush today.
    GNTLGNTFlakeNoir
  • KurbenKurben
    My first serious crush was Virginia.....   I was 16 and we shared the same class for 3 years but i was terrible shy at that age. She was venezuelan and the daughter of a mother who worked at their embassy, We had some dates and later, when her mother and she had moved back to Venezuela, she wrote me a very sweet letter. A very nice thing to do so perhaps i meant something to her too. I hope so.
    GNTLGNTFlakeNoirHedda Gabler
  • not_nadinenot_nadine
    My first crush was James, a neighborhood boy. I was about I don't know 11? And just remember a kissing contest with my best friend and her crush. I forget who won.
    GNTLGNTKurbenFlakeNoirHedda Gabler
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    First Crush - Breitenbach Wine Cellars....mine.....(Amish Country Winery)....under an hour from the GNT's Den.....
    KurbenFlakeNoirHedda Gabler
  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    Kurben said:
    My first serious crush was Virginia.....   I was 16 and we shared the same class for 3 years but i was terrible shy at that age. She was venezuelan and the daughter of a mother who worked at their embassy, We had some dates and later, when her mother and she had moved back to Venezuela, she wrote me a very sweet letter. A very nice thing to do so perhaps i meant something to her too. I hope so.
    I love this so much. It’s always meaningful if someone takes the time to reach out unexpectedly with a sweet letter. 
    KurbenGNTLGNTFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    In a world full of tires, be a spike strip.

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • not_nadinenot_nadine
    FlakeNoirGNTLGNTKurbenHedda Gabler
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    Fondue is just reverse grilled cheese.

    not_nadineKurbenFlakeNoirHedda Gabler
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    May be an image of text that says Clowns Jokers SHARE IF YOU GET IT
    Hedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    Save the whales!!.....Collect the whole set.
    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • not_nadinenot_nadine
    "I'm just gonna get gas in the morning" is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult.
    KurbenGNTLGNTHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    • Whiskey is a brilliant invention, one double.. and you are single again.
    Hedda GablerKurben
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    I’ve had amnesia for as long as I can remember

    Hedda GablerKurben
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    Common Sense is a flower that doesn't grows in everyone's garden

    KurbenHedda Gabler
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    When we went on the date and all she could talk about was bees, bees, bees, I knew she was a keeper.

    Kurben
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    I've always been against kidnapping, but as I get older I'm becoming more and more supportive of adult napping.

    Hedda GablerKurben
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    .....do Jellyfish ever long for a Peanut Butter Fish??......
    KurbenHedda Gabler
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    Female mosquitos suck blood to get glucose to feed her children, therefore I am the sugar daddy of multiple mosquitos

    not_nadineHedda GablerKurben
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    ...my wife has a soft heart and a filthy mouth....kinda like a Hallmark card written by Samuel L. Jackson.....
    not_nadineKurbenHedda Gabler
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    I refer to my ex as "Miranda", since everything I ever said could be and was used against me.

    Kurbennot_nadineHedda Gabler
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